First Post: Sunday, January 22, 2012

Leroy N. Gingrich. Joseph V. Paterno. Arse v. Man U. in the first English Premiership game to be broadcast live on over-the-air telly in the U.S. What about Championship Sunday for your American Gridiron Throwball? And now introducing the horseys…the horseys!

Free ones: Rundown…

Aqueduct 2, 7, 9
Gulf 4, 7, 8, 11
Santa Anita 5, 6, 7, 9

Shambolic again from the Arse. Piers Morgan looking to foment an Arab Spring in front of millions of broadcast viewers, calling for the overthrow of the Wenger Regime. Bashir al-Assad tweets his support for the embattled manager.

Pay-side: The week ahead. Today…

Turfway 7, 8, 9
Tampa 4, 7, 9
Fair Grounds 6, 7, 9
Oaklawn 1, 7, 8, 11
Sunland 5, 8, 10
Sam Houston 2, 4, 5, 10

Good again at Houston. Looking to shake things up at Hot Springs now.

WMF Report:

Speed
Gulf 6f
Keystone 6f
Rally
Gulf 1 1/16m (T)

High probability that U.S. Women’s National Football Team, 14-nil winners over hapless Dominican Republic on Friday, will wind up outscoring at least one of the four American Gridiron Throwball teams this weekend.

Nocturnal Submission: Last-minute reprieve from Golden Gate, Race 7 (6:51 p.m. EST / 3:51 p.m. PST), where #8 STEFanelli can do it. …

Thank you. Best wishes. Join us again tomorrow for the weekly feature called “Monday Boxing”. Until such time, it’s goodbye. Take care now.