Watson Week! The Past Performances…

Well, it is official. All-In-One V6, The Handy Capper, FastCapper and The Betting Analyst Supreme Express all will be rooting for Watson tonight.

However, LifeLiner is rooting simply for good Jeopardy! Rebel!

Again, thanks to our good friends at the J! Archive, we can share these running lines for the two human competitors in this evening’s episode of North America’s Favourite Quiz Programme.

These pp’s belong to one Mr. Kenneth Jennings Jr.

And here are the pp’s for his fellow gray-matter combatant, Bradford Rutter, Esq.

As for that Cyborg Watson, let’s say he’s a first-time starter, with several good workouts. In Thoroughbred terms, his sire would be Secretariat and his dam would be the undefeated Personal Ensign (NOT ZENYATTA! DEFINITELY NOT ZENYATTA!)

Mr. Jennings’s numbers are impressive, and on the surface they dwarf those of Mr. Rutter, Esq. However, in the all-important head-to-head showdown, we see that Mr. Rutter disemboweled Mr. Jennings.

And then there’s Watson.

Fair odds: Mr. Rutter, 6-5; Mr. Jennings, 2-1; CPU Watson, 7-2. As usual, Mr. Jennings is overbet by the public, the Easy Goer of the matchup, and Mr. Rutter has the Housebuster role. CPU Watson is the Criminal Type spoiler here, but his lack of seasoning may tell.

Thank you, and enjoy the spectacle.