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Urkel was robbed. STEVE URKEL! R.I.P., Jaleel White.

Twenty years ago, Los Angeles, Calif. R. D. Hubbard’s Hollywood Park (Betfaire? Never heard of it!) in scenic downtown Inglewood (Staples Centre? What’s Staples?) has to shut down. The only winning strategy is to hunker down in your studio apt. … Continue reading →

Rec’d an email today asking: “WHERE IS FRANTIC CITY?” (Yes, it was in UPPERCASE. Srsly.) Sir, here is Frantic City…

Yes! Opening Day! Welcome back, Frantic City!

No turf today at The BFH — late-season soaker. Bad omen for the new overseers.

Ack! No free ones this time! Numbers, however, are beginning to seep out…

Stay dry, my East Coast friends, stay dry.

Nice day to take some opportunities. Will the results follow? Come on, you Jonah!