Tuesday Sniping: Blue Moon Edition

How ’bout that CITY?

Six-hundred million of your fellow Earthlings tuned-in to the Manchester Derby (pronounced DAR-bee), all for a regular-season game. Futbol #1 alwaysz! Even in the investment banking houses of Century City, Calif., the businessmen remained glued to their cellular telephones.

Maradona, Liam Gallagher (Maradona!) were in attendance. United’s performance was shambolic.

Beulah
Race 7: #3 Napoleon J
Bonkers Box (Race 7): #3 Napoleon J – #6 Rochester Cat

Fairmount
Race 2: #8 Cleota
Race 3: #6 Harley’s Cat
Race 5: #1 Bookin Out Bruiser

Indiana
Race 2: #6 Beg Mel
Race 6: #5 Callie’s Covergirl
Race 8: #8 Toro Grande
Bonkers Box (Race 2): #6 Beg Mel – #1 Letem Fly
Bonkers Box II (Race 8): #8 Toro Grande – #7 Burning Bush

The WRD
Race 5: #7 Melle Passuum
Race 6: #6 Lacrosse Player
Race 10: #3 Run Off River

SunRay
Race 10: #9 Affluent Boy
Race 11: #4 Encantada
Bonkers Box (Race 11): #4 Encantada – #5 Ghostly Brew

Mountain
Race 1: #6 Pradeau
Race 3: #6 Proud Kate

Thank you. Best wishes. Please join us again tomorrow for the first “First Post” post of your new racing week. Until such time, it’s goodbye. Bye-bye.