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Monday Boxing: Mario Götze Edition

Posted on July 14, 2014 by Steven Unite

The smallest German on the pitch yesterday, the biggest finish of the tournament. Heil!

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On-Line at The Short Line Simulblast Edition for Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Posted on July 9, 2014 by Steven Unite

Reprinted from Tuesday’s late editions…

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Tuesday Sniping: Low-Miles Edition

Posted on July 8, 2014 by Steven Unite

A cream puff. Achieved mainly on the surface streets with very little idling in gridlock. It is possible to live in La-La Land without the traffic taking years from your life. Happy motoring!

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Nocturnal Submission: Freestanding Edition 79

Posted on July 6, 2014 by Steven Unite

The Smashing Pumpkins, Nature Kids and natural antagonists to the Pavement band for quintessential indie-rock/slacker band for your 1990s. By now you must know that we were firmly on the Pavement side of the argument, but this little dittie plainly … Continue reading →

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V6 Output for Inaugural Day of Inaugural Los Alamitos Thoroughbred Racing Meet

Posted on July 2, 2014 by Steven Unite

All right, all right, ya Orange County loversz! Today is your big day. ’gratsz!

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Tuesday Sniping: USMNT Edition

Posted on July 1, 2014 by Steven Unite

How ’bout that last 10 mins., huh? Unless you were a gawky, xenophobic opinion columnist with an oversized Adam’s Apple but an undersized (or more likely nonexistent) cardiac muscle, you were feeling it.

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Tuesday Sniping: Milos Raonic Edition

Posted on July 1, 2014 by Steven Unite

All right, all right, ladiesz! We didn’t forget you. Here is beefy Milos Raonic, the other half of your Canadian Tennis Resurgence.

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Tuesday Sniping: Eugenie Bouchard Edition

Posted on July 1, 2014 by Steven Unite

All right, all right, ya Krazy Kanucksz! Happy Canada Day! Your middle-class has overtaken ours, and now so have your tennis playersz. Two Canadiansz in the Wimby Quarters; nil for us. However, we still got you beat in soccer. U-S-A! … Continue reading →

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Monday Boxing: Insects-Other-Than-Beesz Edition

Posted on June 30, 2014 by Steven Unite

Hey, 2014 FIFA World Cup Fansz, THIS BUG’S FOR YOU! Enjoy the crisp, refreshing taste of a BUG whenever you watch the 2014 FIFA World Cup. FIFA!

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Nocturnal Submission: Freestanding Edition 78

Posted on June 29, 2014 by Steven Unite

(Over)lay them straight!

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