Tag Archives: analysis

First Post: Thursday, February 7, 2013

Posted on February 7, 2013 by Steven Unite

Read only if you like retroactive rantsz!

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First Post: Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Posted on February 6, 2013 by Steven Unite

Pitchers and catchers reporting by this time next week! Thank Allah! Allah akbar! Spare us from the bloat and bombast and excess and Kulture of Deathsz of The National Throwball League of Deathsz. The Aim of The NFL is Deathsz. … Continue reading →

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Tuesday Sniping: Mini-Tout Edition

Posted on February 5, 2013 by Steven Unite

You can’t force the issue, Bro-hams. If the play calls for you to stay home and chop-chop-chop in your zone as a middle-linebacker, you stay at home. You don’t force the issue. Sermon, homily, pontificate, dictate…

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First Post: Sunday, February 3, 2013

Posted on February 3, 2013 by Steven Unite

No more left for us to think on our own. There’s five hours of foreplay before the kickoff. With that sort of buildup, how can you possibly glean your own wonder from the game? Everything’s already spelled out! Zooks!

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First Post: Saturday, February 2, 2013

Posted on February 2, 2013 by Steven Unite

Apropos of the day of the week.

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First Post: Friday, February 1, 2013

Posted on February 1, 2013 by Steven Unite

OK, OK. Now that the Koobay Brian & The Rest of The Jakers are scuffling, there’s no excuse for you not to come reside in the La-La Land. Major case: it’s sunny and 75°F today. How’s by you?

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First Post: Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Posted on January 30, 2013 by Steven Unite

Ashley Judd, back on the market. Any takers? HDW boysz ready for action?

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Tuesday Sniping: Stupor Edition

Posted on January 29, 2013 by Steven Unite

France shows the rest of us how to do Colonialism right. Vive Hollande!

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First Post: Saturday, January 26, 2013

Posted on January 26, 2013 by Steven Unite

The manhole-cover thief in Florida, they caught him.

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First Post: Friday, January 25, 2013

Posted on January 25, 2013 by Steven Unite

Always loved Juliana Hatfield. Here was a cute girl of patrician lineage who got to do what she wanted: rock out. She could have been your typical upper-class wastrel, but she chose to rock out. And it wasn’t gratuitous. Here … Continue reading →

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