First Post: Thursday, April 2, 2026

Pamela; Or Vice Rewarded, Though Not Anymore

Pour one out for the woman featured starting at the 4:35 mark of today’s video lede. She ran interference for her old boss the best she could, but as is always the case with that Fat Orange Dump, there eventually was going to come a time when it wasn’t nearly enough — and that time is today! So long, farewell, bye-bye, and have a good time commiserating with your fellow recent outcast, that spendthrift dog-killer from No. Dakota etc.

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First Post: Wednesday, April 1, 2026

The joke’s on the Nats!

Down 5-nil through six and a half innings and then still trailing by 2 runs and down to their last strike in the bottom of the ninth, your Phightin’ Philalala Phillies somehow made it all the way back, walking it off in the 10th to pip the visiting Wash., D.C., Nats, 6-5. No foolin’!

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First Post: Tuesday, March 31, 2026

Final day of your third month of 2026 now — does it go out like a lamb (baaaaaa!) or like a lion (roarrrrr!)? ONLY THE SHADOW KNOWS…

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First Post: Monday, March 30, 2026

Monday!

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First Post: Sunday, March 29, 2026

The Greatest Album Ever Made — they were only somewhat kidding

Palm Sunday 2026 now, another year, another Holy Week starting today. And if you have been with this here electronic Weblog for even only one or two years, you know what that means: it’s your annual reminder to play this all-time album at full-blast all the time for at least the next seven days. Springtime, mania, depression, betrayal, torture, death — but no real hope for resurrection! Now what!

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First Post: Saturday, March 28, 2026

Made our first pilgrimage of the new season to the local big-league ballpark last night, and in case you missed it, a certain global fast-fashion giant has secured some unmissable naming rights to the once known uncommercially as plain-old Dodger Stadium. Guggenheim!

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First Post: Friday, March 27, 2026

Listen closely and you can positively identify who the background vocalist is!

Thank goodness for the legitimate album-oriented-rock radio station of our childhood. The Metromedia Radio outlet in Philadelphia, FM-93.3 WMMR, sister station to the gone-but-not-forgotten FM-102.7 WNEW in New York, which was way-better than the totally overhyped other rock station in that city, FM-95.7 WPLJ, which had a playlist that basically consisted of maybe 50 or 100 songs — all the tired cliches, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, bombastic big-names, never any room for the complete spectrum of what rock could be. On the other hoof, WMMR & WNEW were able to present a reasonably eclectic roster of bands: The Police, Elvis Costello, Dire Straits, you-name-it. Graham Parker was also among those getting some spins on the air, and here’s one you could listen to on WMMR & WNEW, but never on WPLJ.

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First Post: Thursday, March 26, 2026

Schwarbomb No. 1 of your 2026 MLB season

Well, it’s Opening Day for reals now, and how can you not get excited about it when this kind of thing happens for your team in their second at-bat of the season?!

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First Post: Sunday, March 22, 2026

Horror show for the Gunners

Your No. London Arse had the chance to secure its first bit of hardware for nearly six years — and also embark on the first step of a magical football journey of the so-called Quadruple — in today’s English League Cup final against the perennial trophy-winners Manchester City, who in their own right were still in-line to score the Quadruple themselves. Only one team could emerge with that dream intact, and it was not The Gunners, who were pants & shambolic in a toothless display on the biggest stage. Nevertheless #COYG.

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First Post: Saturday, March 21, 2026

Maya >>>>>>>>>>>>> MAGA

Spring equinox time today, and this is what they were up to in Mesoamerica way before the Terrible Orange Blob was made incarnate as the Second Coming of Tezcatlipoca & Xibalba etc.

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