Nocturnal Submission: Freestanding Edition 195

Posted on December 16, 2015 by Steven Unite
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Martyr!

On the other hoof, Don J. Trump slides all three skulls to the right… Continue reading →

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First Post: Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Posted on December 16, 2015 by Steven Unite
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‘Bartender! Some rotgut, quick!’

Hoo-boy. This comes as a sucker punch to the solar plexus to our longtime associates Jm. Beam & Jack Dan’ls. Continue reading →

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Tuesday Sniping: Iced Dawg Edition

Posted on December 15, 2015 by Steven Unite
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L.A. hockey also in a fœtal position last night

Wake up, Bailey! You’re having a nightmare! Continue reading →

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Tuesday Sniping: Still-in-Bloom Edition

Posted on December 15, 2015 by Steven Unite
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Another moment of Zennnnnn…ahhhhh…

Yea, verily, East Coasters, you are getting your 60s°F and 70s°F on the thermometer during this last month of the calendar year A.D. 2015 C.E., but are your pretty little flowers still on display? Continue reading →

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Monday Boxing: El Niño Preppers Edition

Posted on December 14, 2015 by Steven Unite
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The late, full 8

Also, The Unextinguishable Miracle of the Philalala Iggles in the NFC East in 2015. Come on, Jeffrey Lurie, you Maccabean you! Continue reading →

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Nocturnal Submission: Freestanding Edition 194

Posted on December 10, 2015 by Steven Unite

One on the run from Luzianne. Continue reading →

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First Post: Thursday, December 10, 2015

Posted on December 10, 2015 by Steven Unite
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Representing two of the three largest Abrahamic faiths

Chase those latkes with some spiked eggnog! That’ll pick you right up… Continue reading →

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First Post: Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Posted on December 9, 2015 by Steven Unite
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Nummie

All right, all right, ya festive-season partygoers! Take it easy! You can have your tzimmes and your noodle kugel. We’ll take the chocolate-dipped butterscotch shortbread every time. Eat ’em up! Continue reading →

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Tuesday Sniping: Infernal NFC East Edition

Posted on December 8, 2015 by Steven Unite

It doesn’t get much worse than this. Continue reading →

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Monday Boxing: Eternal Hanukkah Harriet Edition

Posted on December 7, 2015 by Steven Unite
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One candle, one loss

Pats spin the dreidel, and it comes up shin. So sad… Continue reading →

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