First Post: Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Hard day to gauge: Saint Valentine’s, yes, but also the solemn Ash Wednesday, plus some kind of firearm-related tragedy in So. Fla. Hard day to gauge. Yet through it all, we are pleased to announce all advisories from this here space for the next 12 mos. (11½?) will be informed by the latest-and-greatest, brand-spanking-new 2018 Cynthia Publishing Co. Par Times. God is great, Allahu akbar, here’s to the Buddha nature, etc. The Universe willed it. Continue reading →

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First Post: Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Live and direct from New Orleans, The City That Care Forgot. Well, nearly live. Pete Fountain, horseplayer, clarinetist, all-around good soul. R.I.P. But today is Mardi Gras, cher, so throw me sumthin’, Mistah! Continue reading →

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First Post: Monday, February 12, 2018

Hey! Let’s all bet a fin in Commemoration of the Birthday of Our 16th President today. The album in the above clip is titled Lincoln, and it’s by the eternal They Might Be Giants. Continue reading →

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First Post: Sunday, February 11, 2018

Once more from the Golden-Left West, good morning. Elsewhere, good afternoon. Good afternoon now! Continue reading →

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First Post: Saturday, February 10, 2018

Good morning still from the Golden-Left Coast. Elsewhere, good afternoon now. Good afternoon! Continue reading →

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First Post: Friday, February 9, 2018

OK, Philalala! How ya’ doin’ this morning? Did you survive your big parade for the local Big-League American Gridiron Throwball team? Well, that’s good! Continue reading →

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First Post: Thursday, February 8, 2018

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Lovely song

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Well, now. This Weblog’s Patron Saint — St. Stephen of Malkmus — has a new dittie out, released yesterday. Here he is with his longtime band, The Jicks, and they perform Middle ’murrika, or, rather, Middle America. Have a listen… Continue reading →

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First Post: Wednesday, February 7, 2018

Thank Goodness for immigrants and their offspring. Spicing up ’murrika! ¡Muy picante! The highlight comes at 0:16. Listen for yourself! Continue reading →

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First Post: Tuesday, February 6, 2018

Thank you, Annie Duke. Thank you. Horseplayers LOVE ‘resulting’. Nae, horseplayers FETISHIZE ‘RESULTING’. This is apparent if you ever watch even one race on the television and there’s an analyst paid to flap his mouth afterwards. Continue reading →

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First Post: Monday, February 5, 2018

Now Nick Foles, already immortal from a 7-TD game against the Raiduhs, is twice as immortal. We typed ‘immortal nick foles’ into the search box to the right there just to make sure. To him and the rest of the 2017 Philalala Iggles, good work. Continue reading →

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