Hey! Let’s all bet a fin in Commemoration of the Birthday of Our 16th President today. The album in the above clip is titled Lincoln, and it’s by the eternal They Might Be Giants.
Five dollars!
Fleet Frontrunners
Turf Paradise 1
Fast Final-Furlong Phantasms
NONE
Favorable Faves*
Mahoning 7
Keystone 9
*-morning-line faves only; no-go if morning-line fave is scratched or race switches surface; based on 2,000-calorie diet
Freakazoid Factories
Mahoning 6
Keystone 4
Raceday scratches & changes current as of 1:29 p.m. EST; must be 18 or older
YESTERDAY’s Fine Finishes‡
Aqueduct 6
Fair Grounds 2, 3 (natural daily double returned $270.20, for $2)
Golden Gate 4
Oaklawn 6
Turf Paradise 5
‡-High-Octane Chancers doin’ it exclusively with All-In-One V6 and its LifeLiner Speed Column analysis and LifeLiner Spread Column analysis, without regard to operational definitions of faves or freakazoids; thank you!
Honest!
