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Gilligan J. Dawg, niece of Kevork K. Kanine

Oh, we thought you said ‘THE STARE OF THE DOG’. Sorry. Here ya’ go, here’s a beer and 12 raw eggs for yourself now! Continue reading →

For our friends 10 hrs. or greater ahead of us, Happy New Year! Best wishes for your 2019! Otherwise, Happy New Year’s Eve now. Guy Lombardo ready for spinning on your turntable at 33⅓rpm. Continue reading →

Just past noon here in Studio City, and the cloud-cover reading is 0pc, as in zero percentage points, with the relative humidity at 26pc. The barometric pressure is 30.02 inHg and falling, and the temperature is 63°F. Across all North American Time Zones now, good afternoon! Good afternoon this time! Continue reading →

Bang-on shambolic today for your No. London Arse, which suffered a proper larrupin’ at the hooves of table-topping Liverpuddle at Anfield today, 5-1. Unbelievably, the Gunners led 1-nil on 11 mins., and then it all went pear-shaped for them straight away. We have attempted to stuff in as many Britishisms as we can in this lede — after all, it is their language. They have a lively way of stringing words together, and we should emulate them more often. Spot-on, mate! Continue reading →

Windy, yup, but also pure sun, blue sky and a lowish (!) high temp of 60°F for your Friday. Good morning from the bright Golden West now. Good morning this time. Continue reading →

Dangerous Santer Anner (not Santer Aniter!) conditions this afternoon. Violent wind gusts wreaking havoc on power supplies. We sneak this one in while we can. Continue reading →

Not pictured: Reamer (or juicer), water, sugar

Even in the middle of winter, plenty of lemons heading this way! Happy Boxing Day, too! Continue reading →

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Good listening for your Xmas season now, a fine piece here, complete with practical instruction Toward a Better Way of Living. Leave it to a guy named MARTIN BASHIR (…BASHIR!) to gift us all with a stronger grasp of Christian theology w.r.t. humility. BASHIR! Oh, the humanity! Excellent stuff. Despite his name (…BASHIR!), we urge all U.S. ’murrikans to please give him a chance. The money-shot comes at 3:33. Enjoy! Continue reading →

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Tucker S.M. Carlson every night is bleating about the decline of a certain ethnic group in this country, especially the older male members (members!) of said group. He often blames this decline on the noxious and deadly effects of the terminal uncleanliness and fatal-disease vectors being brought over by an unrelenting, impure swarm of ‘the others’ via a porous Southern border (boarder?) — no, border! At any rate, Tucker S.M. Carlson (you know you are a WASP if you have two middle names, yeah?) IS MISSING THE REAL STORY HERE! To wit, 468 Rodeo Dr. in Beverly Hills, Calif., is no longer home to Brooks Brothers! You know the Anglo/Western Euro-male concept is in decline IF THEY CAN’T EVEN KEEP BROOKS BROTHERS OPEN IN BEVERLY HILLS! Right, Tucker S.M. Carlson? RIGHT? Continue reading →

PUIG YOUR FRIEND. We’ll miss these guys, certainly. Have a nice time over there in Zinzinnati with them. Continue reading →