First Post: Tuesday, September 10, 2019

Premiere of Season 36 for ’murrika’s Favourite Quiz Programme last night. Gath! Continue reading →

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First Post: Monday, September 9, 2019

Isn’t this a lot more gracious than one particular Fat Septuagenarian Golfer with Yellow Hair? Or you prefer the one particular Fat Septuagenarian Golfer with Yellow Hair? It’s up to you! We report, you decide! Continue reading →

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First Post: Sunday, September 8, 2019

Good afternoon (PDT) from Studio City, Calif., where the temperature is 77°F.  Continue reading →

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First Post: Saturday, September 7, 2019

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He writes the songs, yeah?

Final concert of this season’s subscription series at the local amphitheater last night. It was Lorna Luft opening for the guy in the snap above, Mistah Barrie Maniloff. Needless to say, the sonic trip in the musical wayback machine necessarily brought back a lot of repressed memories. Continue reading →

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First Post: Friday, September 6, 2019

Nat.’l Read a Book Day now. Also, Opening Day of your 2019 Belmont Fall Championship Meet. Infinite Jest! Infinite test! Metempsychosis! Who do ya’ like?! Continue reading →

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First Post: Thursday, September 5, 2019

Are you ready for some ’murrikan Gridiron Throwball? Yeah, neither are we. It’s like looking at a Rube Goldberg contraption staffed by hippopotamuses, grenade-launchers and chorus girls. Hoo-boy. Continue reading →

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First Post: Tuesday, September 4, 2019

Thank you, Jm. Brown, for your most persuasive PSA. Too bad you yourself could not live by your own advice. Anyway, it’s not just the hard stuff that’s spelling Trouble in River City these days, no siree! Vaping these newfangled e-smokearillos not only can be tantamount to scrubbing the insides of your lung lobes with steel wool; vaping can also introduce a brain poison known as nicotine into your neural pathways, wreaking all manner of havoc between your axons, dendrites and synapses. Hopes for making the National Honor Society or being a medal-winning mathlete go up in a puff of virtual smoke. Thank you. That’s all for today. Class dismissed. Continue reading →

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First Post: Tuesday, September 3, 2019

Takin’ one of ’em so-called Mental Health Days off now. This is a good message from The Hardest Working Man in Show Bidness. Take it away, Soul Brutha No. 1!

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First Post: Monday, September 2, 2019

So long, Swampatoga! Done deal, Del Mar! Continue reading →

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First Post: Sunday, September 1, 2019

No. London Derby this morning (PDT) over at The Emirates with your Arse hosting Spuds. The visitors had a nil-2 lead but Alexandre Lacazette pulled one back in first-half stoppage time. Then this was your equalizer, courtesy of — who else? — Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang…AUBAMEYANG. Thanks, Obama! Thanks, Aubameyang! Continue reading →

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