First Post: Thursday, December 5, 2019

Hey! How’s those beefroids feeling right about now? Horses can take beefroids, and so can humanoids. However, the beefroids can have catastrophic unintended consequences! Watch & learn! Continue reading

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First Post: Wednesday, December 4, 2019

Two-faced, yes. But, unlike someone we know, he’s not triple-chinned. That’s prolly why the First Lady & First Daughter both seem so thirsty for that two-faced fellow from Up North. Hoo-boy. Continue reading

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First Post: Tuesday, December 3, 2019

Giving Tuesday 2019! Yeah! Here ya’ go…

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First Post: Monday, December 2, 2019

Cyber Monday! Cyber Monday 2019! Bring on the exclamation marks! Now, given our general ineptitude at commerce, marketing and the overall other accepted best practices in business — Sick Sigma, right?! — of course we have neglected to participate. In Cyber Monday! Cyber Monday 2019! Oh, well… Continue reading

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First Post: Sunday, December 1, 2019

Merry December now! Continue reading

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First Post: Saturday, November 30, 2019

Your Studio City forecast calls for a high temperature of just 58°F around the 2 p.m. PST hour. Right now, the cloud cover is 35 percent and the relative humidity is 60 percent; the winds are out of the southeast at 2 mph, and the barometric pressure is 30.18 inHG and falling; the UV index is 3, and your current temperature is a bracing 53°F. From the mild and gray-golden West, good morning. Good morning this time! Continue reading

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First Post: Friday, November 29, 2019

All right, all right, ya’ retrograde anticonsumerists! Take it easy! We give you some airtime today, OK? #BUYNOTHINGDAY #OPTOUTSIDE 2019. Etc. Continue reading

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First Post: Wednesday, November 27, 2019

NO MORE KINGS! Continue reading

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First Post: Tuesday, November 26, 2019

Nat’l. Cake Day now. This is a Piece of  Cake. Continue reading

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First Post: Monday, November 25, 2019

Toward the bottom of the 3 p.m. PST hour here in Studio City, and the UV index is 0 and the cloud cover is 13 percent; the relative humidity is 37 percent, and the barometric pressure is 29.78 inHg and steady; the low temperature on Tuesday is forecast to be 51°F at 7 a.m. PST. Currently, it’s 68°F. From the mild and Golden West, good afternoon still. Good afternoon this time! Continue reading

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