Made our first pilgrimage of the new season to the local big-league ballpark last night, and in case you missed it, a certain global fast-fashion giant has secured some unmissable naming rights to the once known uncommercially as plain-old Dodger Stadium. Guggenheim!
Speaking of Guggenheim, we request of them the following: please see to it that the cupholder intended for use by the fan in Seat 3, Row H, Loge Section 102 requires immediate repair; the cupholder was in disrepair upon arrival. Also, when constructing your team’s famous Helmet Churro Sundae, it is advisable to allow the churros to cool-off a little prior to placing them into the bowl of cold soft-serve; last night, the churros were removed from the deep fryer dripping with nearly boiling hot oil and immediately inserted into the ice cream which, by the time we returned to our seats, had become vanilla soup. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER, GUGGENHEIM! THANK YOU!
Two apiece from the Los Angeles Dodgers Dirt Track at Guggenheim Downs (née Chas. Town) and the Clayton Clayton Kershaw Memorial Mound at Guggenheim Park (née Turfway)…
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