Happy Mother’s Day 2023. Today also was the Mother of All Doom Triactors, at least for the sportsball fans here at the Home Office, what with the title hopes for your No. London Arse & your Philalala Seventy Sick Sirs dashed late into the season now. Plus your Philalala Phillies lost too. Indeed, your Arse & your Phillies combined for zero scores, which means you & us would have garnered the same squadoosh results as the professionals. Mother’s Day! Sportsball! What are you gonna do?
BestLine Racing Society Recap:
Belmont, Golden Gate, Gulf, Monmouth, Santa Anita & Woodbine from before.
In Race 5 at El Monte, N.Y., #5 Tommy Gun (.223 Win Prob / 3.48-1 Fair Odds / 4.38-1 Premium Odds) and #11 Mr. Busta (.150 / 5.67 / 7.00) completed your winning $259.50 exacta whose premium price was $70.08.
In the opener at Gulf, #6 Free Smoke (.280 / 2.57 / 4.00) fired to a $10.40 win, and #5 Yeager (.275 / 2.64 / 4.09) completed your winning $51.60 exacta whose premium price was $40.72. Then in Race 4, #3 Kartano (.187 / 4.35 / 6.49) and #5 Cashier Check (.229 / 3.37 / 4.24) combined on your winning $93.80 exacta; the premium price on that comboa (comboa!) was $68.01. Next race there, #3 Ember (.437 / 1.29 / 1.75) had sufficient spark in a relatively popular $5.60 victory.
In the second at Etobicoke Int’l. Race Course, #3 Bold Reload (.290 / 2.45 / 3.14) hit his target at $19.80; as well, #4 Morning Thoughts (.203 / 3.93 / 4.91) completed your winning $73.30 exacta whose premium price was $37.11. In Race 4 there, #1 Silent Ghost (.305 / 2.28 / 2.93) scared-up a $8.30 win
BestLine Racing Society Nightcap:
The Mountain to end your Mother’s Day — West Virginia, Mountain Momma!
Strongshots
Race 4
#2 Witness the Energy (.357 / 1.80 / 2.36)
Race 6
#2 Baagy (.327 / 2.06 / 2.67)
Longshots
Race 2
#7 Ice Floe (.291 / 2.44 / 3.12)
#4 Egg Nog (.191 / 4.24 / 6.33)
#1 Crosstown Girl (.159 / 5.29 / 7.81)
Race 3
#3 Tappin Royalty (.301 / 2.32 / 2.99)
#6 Heartness (.231 / 3.33 / 4.19)
#5 Wild River Wolf (.189 / 4.29 / 6.41)
Thus Endeth The Process. R.I.P.