We have this theory that if you buy one of these superautomatical weapons of death & destruction, you’re gonna want to get the maximum response out of it. Maximum response is not limited to just shooting off toward the sky or busting-up some targets or cases of Budweiser Light beer. Nope. Maximum response means killing a sentient creature and disintegrating it to the point of not just cessation of respiration or existing, but of removing as many traces of its physical presence as possible.
It’s like having a 12-cylinder gas-powered vehicle or a 250-watt stereo amplifier; to get the maximum response and experience out of them, you’re gonna want to hit triple-digits in velocity and decibels. So it is with these superautomatical weapons of death & destruction. You don’t just want to carry it around and cosplay or hit the firing range — oh, no! That’s hardly the maximum response! You want to take down a herd of elephants or eight or nine human beings, at least! You want value for your expense; you want to take it to the limit for your ego & your bloodlusty power! SHOOT THEM SHOOT THEM SHOOT THEM!
BestLine Racing Society Recap:
Churchill (Opening Night!), Golden Gate, Oaklawn, Santa Anita, Turf Paradise & Woodbine before this.
In the first race of the meet at Churchill, #4 Invasive (.122 Win Prob / 7.20-1 Fair Odds / 10.48-1 Premium Odds) made his way into the winner’s circle at $45.40. Next race there, #4 On a Spree (.198 / 4.05 / 5.06) and #5 One Last Hand (.176 / 4.68 / 6.95) completed your winning $81.10 exacta whose premium price was $80.45.
In Race 5 at Santa Anita, #2 Lil Richards Bello (.326 / 2.07 / 2.68) came up sufficiently big at $8-even. Completing your winning $32.80 exacta was #3 Holiday Arousal (.249 / 3.02 / 4.62); the premium price on that comboa (comboa!) was $30.12.
In the fifth at Woodbine, #3 American Gamble (.196 / 4.10 / 6.14) and #4 Big Ginger (.349 / 1.87 / 2.44) combined for your winning $60.30 exacta whose premium price was $42.24. In Race 9 there, #3 Rockcrest (.232 / 3.31 / 4.17) rolled to the surprise at $21.50; completing your winning $61.60 exacta was #2 Filo Di Arianna; the premium price on that comboa (comboa!) was $29.19.
BestLine Racing Society Nightcap:
Chas. Town again.
Strongshots
Race 7
#2 Great Spirit (.279 / 2.58 / 3.30)
Longshots
Race 2
#5 Arlyne’s Crown (.182 / 4.49 / 5.59)
#2 Managed Mischief (.162 / 5.17 / 7.64)
#6 Witness the Energy (.134 / 6.46 / 9.45)
#12 I’m a Total Diva (.128 / 6.81 / 9.94)
#1 Shenandoah Cat (.123 / 7.13 / 10.38)
Race 5
#6 Keep On Spurrin (.264 / 2.79 / 3.55)
#9 Lucky Bop (.139 / 6.19 / 9.07)
#5 Juba Baby (.135 / 6.41 / 9.37)
#10 New Age Bad Girl (.116 / 7.62 / 11.07)
