All right, all right, ya’ ’murrikan Gridiron Throwball fans of the Major League Cartel (read: not collegiate) variety, take it easy! We didn’t forget you & your unhealthy obsession with bloatball and all its off-the-field spinoffs such as fantasy & contests & other assorted draft-related onanism. Relax. In case you were not aware, your Philalala Iggles are making their home debut tonight on the MNF against the Vikes. Iggles! Buddie Ryan! Richie Kotite!You know, only one team lifts the Lombardi Trophy at the end, and the way each team’s mopes carry on all the time, they think it’s them, and when it inevitably is not, they carry on about it like their quarterback kidnapped the Lindbergh baby or their front office his some elderly person’s wheelchair. Awful. Racing fans are similar. But, hey, whatever keeps you from shooting up Comet Ping-Pong Pizza or any random Dairy Queen, then we suppose it’s OK. Damn! Even chess these days is getting all depraved and controversial. The chess-media industrial complex is about to explode. Who’da thunk it!
BestLine Racing Society Recap:
Interesting pairing of Arizona & Prairie. Wild stuff.
Race 6 at the latter had #6 Colorful Native (.341 Win Prob / 1.93-1 Fair Odds / 2.52-1 Premium Odds) scoring a valuable win at $16-even.
BestLine Racing Society Nightcap:
Assiniboia this time.
Strongshots
Race 2
#6 Cuban Cobra (.298 / 2.36 / 3.03)
Race 3
#1 Thrill of the Nite (.319 / 2.13 / 2.76)
Longshots
Race 5
#2 Inspiratus (.519 / 0.93 / 1.31)
Race 8
#1 Miss Giving (.205 / 3.88 / 4.85)
#6 Finger Tip (.173 / 4.78 / 5.94)
#4 True Kate (.159 / 5.29 / 7.81)
#8 Cordillera (.140 / 6.14 / 9.00)
GRIDIRON! MURDER! MANGLE! KILL! MAIM! TAKE HIS HEAD OFF!
