Sir, how would you like your ketchup served?
F-ING DRIPPING FROM THE WALL OF THE OVAL OFFICE DINING ROOM! I’M THE F-ING PRESIDENT! AND I’LL TAKE A F-ING SIDE ORDER OF F-ING TABLECLOTH WITH IT! F-ING MIKE PENCE F-ING DESERVES IT!
Martin Scorsese, consider this a treatment for your motion picture about the events of Jan. 6, 2021. You’re f-ing welcome.
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What kind of savage puts ketchup on a steak in the first place? F that.
