All right, all right, ya Star Wars lovers. Take it easy. Today is your day — MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU, and all that ridiculousness. However, please gather your various lispy cosplay materials and go elsewhere while we mark 5/4 time with something much cooler. As for this track, it’ll prevent the rest of us from obsessing in the first place on all that science-fiction & fantasy nonsense.
Awful how the major sports leagues now feel they are compelled to have a Star Wars night, Game of Thorns night, Starred Wreck night, etc. We don’t need their kind lisping all over us in the stands! THOSE PEOPLE!
Yesterday:
Tampa 7
#6 Summer Love ($28.80, BestLine Fair Odds 6.46-1)
Tampa 8
#6 Kitchen Fire ($21.20, BestLine Fair Odds 7.26-1; daily double on Races 7 & 8 paid $433.60, for $2)
There were five selected races yesterday. There were 13 win-overlay wagers. There were two runner-up finishes, at 9-1 by a dirty neck and at 12-1. There were two winners, at $19-even and at $28.80. As well, the 12-1 runner-up finished second to the $19-even winner, and the exacta paid $178.40, for $2.
WMF Report / Track-Trend Notes:
WMF Report / Track-Trend Notes for Monday, May 4, 2020 — @FonnerRacing 6f is your front-end special today. 5/4 time today, and instead of honoring the movie series that spawned too many generations of lispy cosplayers, we prefer to remember #davebrubeck #takefive
— Cynthia Publishing Company (AIO V6 / BestLine) (@cpcbestline) May 4, 2020
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Today:
The Zongo Race Club suggests The WRD 5, Fonner 5, 6, 8.
Sci-fi, fantasy fans, relax. We’re just joshing; it’s all made-up, just like all those galaxies far, far away — something you know all about. This is just a little journalistic license, a little performance art like all those conspiracy theorists are good at producing. Again, please relax. You guys are OK. You get excited about that stuff, it’s OK. We might not fetishize the genre the way you guys do, but as long as you intend no harm, don’t get too rabid about siccing the human search engine on some woke casting directors or some chauvinistic directors or whatever, it’s OK. Again, as long as you are not lisping too rabidly and thereby essentially spitting on the faces of policemen or other frontline protectors, you are OK. Thank you!
