First Post: Monday, December 17, 2018

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Nick Foles: all he does is win! On the other hoof, the Arse lost to Southampton at St. Mary’s yesterday, ending the former’s 22-game unbeaten run in all competitions. Nonetheless, it remains true that ‘Nick Foles: all he does is win!’ Thank you. This is the good part of the season for your ’murrikan Gridiron Throwball right about now. As they intone in all seriousness, more or less, before the broadcasts, ‘Big TV brings you the following presentation of The Cartel of the ’murrikan Gridiron Throwball’. Indeed, it is a very important spectacle, a large and wondrous show. Though at times it makes you want to run to a motionless Zen garden and do some contemplating! Sometimes! Just to cleanse the mental palate! Contemplating! Sometimes!

Saturday

Delta 4
#8 Seveneightnine ($20.80, BestLine Fair Odds 4.32-1)

Fair Grounds 9
#9 Gettysburg ($52.20, BestLine Fair Odds 5.49-1)

Laurel 3
#2 Starr Designer ($24.60, BestLine Fair Odds 5.37-1)

Tampa 2
#5 Gold Ducat ($28, BestLine Fair Odds 2.82-1)

Tampa 4
#4 Silver Bay ($20.20, BestLine Fair Odds 4.56-1)

Fair Grounds 4 (Low-Priced Overlay of the Day)
#5 Off Sixes ($7.80, BestLine Fair Odds 0.83-1)

Sunday

Los Alamitos Thoroughbreds 8
#7 Croissant ($44.40, BestLine Fair Odds 4.43-1)

Los Alamitos Thoroughbreds 9
#4 Face of Victory ($21.60, BestLine Fair Odds 3.50-1; natural daily double on Race 8 & 9 returned $338.40, for $2)

Mountain 1
#1 Biz Ops ($22.20, BestLine Fair Odds 3.81-1)

Mountain 5
#5 Custom Infinity ($37.80, BestLine Fair Odds 7.26-1)

Remington 11
#5 Long Range Toddy ($39.20, BestLine Fair Odds 3.35-1)

Fair Grounds 1 (Low-Priced Overlay of the Day)
#3 Sabe Marcelete ($10.20, BestLine Fair Odds 1.69-1)

Races 3, 5, 7 & 8 today at Turf Paradise are nice times for the players, for all the players over there at Maricopa Cty. Hippodrome on Bell Rd. off the I-17. You may scoff at the Maricopa Cty. Hippodrome, but it is good enough to allow all you East Coasters and Midwesterners to play fast, firm and sunshiny races all winter long. Also, Nick Foles played for UofA, and as we all know by now in this presentation by Big TV of The Cartel of the ’murrikan Gridiron Throwball, ‘All Nick Foles does is win!’ Thank you!

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