First Post: Friday, May 18, 2018

We make good on our threat (or is that promise? — suppose it depends on your perspective) to have the just-released-today album by Stephen Malkmus & The Jicks, Sparkle Hard, playing on a continuous loop now in the Home Office in Glen Burnie, Md.

https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/sparkle-hard/1353112307

Speaking appropriately this weekend of Balto., Md., the track ‘Bike Lane’ is a high-speed trip exploring the death of one Mistah Freddie Gray. Lots of intersectionality & inclusion in the lyrics here. You probably won’t appreciate it. Oh, well. There’s always Ted Nugent, Kid Rock, Sarah Palin, that group.

Fleet Frontrunners
Emerald 2
Lone Star 3, 7
Northlands 1, 3, 5, 6, 7
PennNat 5, 7
Prairie 9

Fast Final-Furlong Phantasms
NONE

Favorable Faves*
Arlington 8
Belmont 3, 8
Belterra 4, 5
Canterbury 6
Emerald 7
Evangeline 4, 5
Golden Gate 1, 3
Los Alamitos 1
Prairie 5
Santa Anita 3
Woodbine 6

Freakazoid Factories
Assiniboia 3
Golden Gate 8
PennNat 1
Pimlico 11
Santa Anita 1, 7

*-morning-line faves only, including those bumped-up to morning-line-favorite status after accounting for raceday scratches and changes, which are current as of 2:22 p.m. EDT; no-go if race switches surface or if any part of coupled-entry scratches; lost popular vote

-raceday scratches & changes unavailable at press-time; no one under 64 admitted to Fox News Ultra

YESTERDAY’s Fine Finishes
Churchill 5
Chas. Town 2, 6
Santa Anita 1, 6

-High-Octane Chancers doin’ it exclusively with All-In-One V6 and its LifeLiner Speed Column analysis and LifeLiner Spread Column analysis, without regard to operational definitions of faves or freakazoids; thank you!

Kick off your jackboots, it’s time to unwind…

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