So, what do you get when you mate a human and a firearm? Well, of course you have guessed it by now: A SON OF A GUN!
You know where this will lead them (and, by extension, humanity), don’t you?
Of course, this song has the proper lyric for all of it, scrubbing on over to the 1:32 mark through 1:42.
It’s a semiautomatic
Believers are ecstatic
You see the way they cling
The cold metallic sting
Fleet Frontrunners
PennNat 3, 6, 9
Turfway 2, 3, 6, 8
Fast Final-Furlong Phantasms
NONE
Favorable Faves*
PennNat 7
Turfway 3
Freakazoid Factories
Delta 5, 9, 10
Santa Anita 7
Turfway 8
*-morning-line faves only, including those bumped-up to morning-line-favorite status after accounting for raceday scratches and changes, which are current as of 5:30 p.m. EST; no-go if race switches surface; serving suggestion
YESTERDAY’s Fine Finishes‡
Mahoning 2 (10½-1 won in a dead heat, copaid $8-even up top), 6, 7
Turf Paradise 3
‡-High-Octane Chancers doin’ it exclusively with All-In-One V6 and its LifeLiner Speed Column analysis and LifeLiner Spread Column analysis, without regard to operational definitions of faves or freakazoids; thank you!
Happiness is a warm gun!
