The first silverware of the English fútbol season was handed-out today, and your No. London Arse were in with a chance. But to receive the honours, they’d have to defeat the all-world squad known as Manchester City. Scrub on over to the 1:12 mark to see the closest the Gunners would get to the glory. After that, it was all one-way traffic, and the Arse capitulated abjectly in a meek nil-3 loss. ’grats to the Citizens for unleashing such a comprehensive larrupin’.
Fleet Frontrunners
Los Alamitos‡ 1, 2
Santa Anita 2, 3
Fast Final-Furlong Phantasms
NONE
Favorable Faves*
Laurel 9
Sunland 5
Freakazoid Factories
Fair Grounds 4, 8
Fonner 8
Golden Gate 9
Laurel 7
Oaklawn 3
*-morning-line faves only, including those bumped-up to morning-line-favorite status after accounting for raceday scratches and changes, which are current as of 2:30 p.m. EST; no-go if race switches surface; please don’t drink & drive
†-raceday scratches & changes unavailable at press-time; please drink responsibly
YESTERDAY’s Fine Finishes‡
Gulf 7
Santa Anita 10
‡-High-Octane Chancers doin’ it exclusively with All-In-One V6 and its LifeLiner Speed Column analysis and LifeLiner Spread Column analysis, without regard to operational definitions of faves or freakazoids; thank you!
Thank you. Kick safely now. And when you shoot directly at the ’keeper, it’s hard to score!
