First Post: Sunday, January 14, 2018

The Arse fit in the pants category

Another shambolic performance on the fútbol pitch for the No. London Gunners. Contrast this with Liverpuddle’s subsequent shock of previously unbeaten Man City later on in the morning. Fitba, bloody hell…

Fleet Frontrunners
Tampa 7, 9 (!)

Reliable Ralliers
Gulf 7

Favorable Faves^*
Golden Gate 3
Los Alamitos^† 1
Oaklawn 3, 4, 8
Santa Anita 1
Sunland 3, 8
^*-morning-line faves only; if necessary
^†-raceday scratches unavailable at press-time; won tiebreaker

Freakazoid Factories
Sunland 2
Tampa 10

YESTERDAY’s Fine Finishes^‡
Delta 5
Gulf 10
Laurel 4
Oaklawn 2
Sunland 3, 8
Turfway 8
^‡-High-Octane Chancers doin’ it exclusively with All-In-One V6 and its LifeLiner Speed Column analysis and LifeLiner Spread Column analysis, without regard to operational definitions of faves or freakazoids; thank you!

N.B. That Gulf 10 result (a true Freakazoid Factory, especially if the exotics are included) is likely to be the V6 Race of the Year — and it’s only the 13th day of 2018! What future race will step up to challenge it!

Nonetheless, come on, you Gunners!