Tuesday Sniping: Creative-Titling Edition

Hey! How ya’ doin’ over there? After we complete our great unfinished novel titled Kevork & Sarkis Go to The Americana at Brand, we already know what our next book will be called: Head Wig & The Angry Inchon. Please do not steal.

Some sects of the Abrahamic Faiths say you have to blow people up (including yourself) in order to attain paradise. Other sects of other Abrahamic Faiths say you need to do as much as you can to ensure that the ‘fire and fury’ prescribed within a mystical last chapter of a magical book come to pass. Either way, somebody is trying to do something to hasten the rapture. Who will prevail? In a book by Stephen King, his villain Greg Stillson wanted to go down in history as the maker of mankind’s final destiny; but good ol’ Johnny Smith made sure that did not happen. Who will be our deliverer, our Johnny Smith? Stephen King, quick, get to work on this and write us out of this mess pronto. Thank you.

Race 3: #4 Mahalo Malaki

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. ‘The missiles are flying. Hallelujah.’

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