Monday Boxing: Immortal Cody Bellinger Edition

Already a legend, what with crazy-prodigious HR stats in his rookie season — and if Adrian Gonzalez doesn’t get injured, Cody Bellinger would not even be in The Show right now! Sometimes accidents work out. Yeah!

Anyway, Los Doyers have won 10 in a row now, and Bellinger is good, even better for not knowing who Jerrie Stinefield is. Yes! Any kid who doesn’t know who Gerry Steinfelder is, their parents deserve a big honkin’ medal. Of course, when you don’t know who Jerome Kleinfelt is, you end up as N.L. Rookie of the Year, or something just as good. Moral: Stay off the Hieronymus Sheinwold. No good. Stick to stuff other than TV and SOcial MEdia and you’ll end up OK, like Cody Bellinger here. Thank you.

Keystone
Race 7: #6 Barcode (early) – #7 Confederate (final)

Thistle
Race 7: #3 Sambucca STEVE – #4 Johanna’s Delight
Race 8: #9 Nanjing Road – #1 Yorona

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Swing safely.