First Post: Thursday, May 25, 2017

Hey! What’s up? Well, that’s good. Anyway, did you come across this heartwarming story over your Preakness weekend?

Nice guy.

Of course, we don’t know if this is true — fake news is all over the place. However, let’s get those dogged purveyors of truth, justice & the ’murrikan Way, upstanding, logically minded paragons of virtue such as Alex ‘Performance Artist’ Jones & Sean Hamfisty, on the trail to confirm it. Just like Don Trump Sr. himself kept going after Oblahblah’s various papers — birth, transcripts, gender-reassignment — and the famous Central Park Five. Between these three seekers of the real and the concrete and the hard-news actualities, we can get to the bottom of what became of the late D J Trump, Thoroughbred racehorse.

P.S. For all he’s done for Don Trump Sr., for all the bullets he’s taken, you’d think Sean Spicer, a good Irish Roman Catholic, would have gotten some small reward by meeting his spiritual leader, the Pope. Nope! However, Javanka did. Hoo-boy. Can’t believe we’re going to say this, but Spicer wuz robbed. Hoo-boy.

Free ones:

Belmont 5, 7, 9
Gulfstream Park Proper 5, 6, 8, 9
Santa Anita 8

Pay-side (Weekend/Weekday): Today…

Churchill 3, 4, 6, 8
Pimlico 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 9

Yesterday’s Activity:

Track (Win Mutuels $20+/LifeLiner-Eligible)

Evangeline (1/1) — Race 7 was not contentious, but High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads had a date with Hey Hey Miss Sue, a field-best 94 on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis; she went gate-to-wire to win by 1½ at $25.80. Good work.

Finger (0/0) — Bldg. permit on Finger Lakes Resort expires soon.

Indiana (3/1½) — Race 4 was one for the Old-School Champeens, contentious on the Betting Line with Mike Pence Hunch Play Christian Miss at Fair Odds of 4½-1. She won at $20.80. Race 5 was contentious, and players of all stripes were chillin’ like a villain with Chilito Piquin, Fair Odds of 5-1 and a Dual Qualifier (84, 88), to boot; he went gate-to-wire to win by 3½ at $36-even. Good work.

Louisiana (1/1) — Race 6 was contentious but only High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads had a charge from Fee Do, Dual Qualifier (99, 82); he raced virtually gate-to-wire to win by 1 at $23.80. Good work.

Mountain (0/0) — W.Va Legislature adjourns until June 5.

Presque (0/0) — Billy Ray GORDON gets life without parole. Good work.

Thistle (0/0) — Host Indians edged by Cincy, 4-3; Carlos Santana drove-in all 3 Tribe runs, going 3-for-4 with a 2-run HR.

WMF Report:

Evangeline 6½f
Gulf 5f (T), 6f
PennNat 6f, 1m70y
Santa Anita 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. D J Trump, he dead.

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