Hey! What’s up? Well, that’s good. Anyway, did you come across this heartwarming story over your Preakness weekend?
Of course, we don’t know if this is true — fake news is all over the place. However, let’s get those dogged purveyors of truth, justice & the ’murrikan Way, upstanding, logically minded paragons of virtue such as Alex ‘Performance Artist’ Jones & Sean Hamfisty, on the trail to confirm it. Just like Don Trump Sr. himself kept going after Oblahblah’s various papers — birth, transcripts, gender-reassignment — and the famous Central Park Five. Between these three seekers of the real and the concrete and the hard-news actualities, we can get to the bottom of what became of the late D J Trump, Thoroughbred racehorse.
P.S. For all he’s done for Don Trump Sr., for all the bullets he’s taken, you’d think Sean Spicer, a good Irish Roman Catholic, would have gotten some small reward by meeting his spiritual leader, the Pope. Nope! However, Javanka did. Hoo-boy. Can’t believe we’re going to say this, but Spicer wuz robbed. Hoo-boy.
Belmont 5, 7, 9
Gulfstream Park Proper 5, 6, 8, 9
Santa Anita 8
Churchill 3, 4, 6, 8
Pimlico 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 9
Track (Win Mutuels $20+/LifeLiner-Eligible)
Evangeline (1/1) — Race 7 was not contentious, but High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads had a date with Hey Hey Miss Sue, a field-best 94 on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis; she went gate-to-wire to win by 1½ at $25.80. Good work.
Finger (0/0) — Bldg. permit on Finger Lakes Resort expires soon.
Indiana (3/1½) — Race 4 was one for the Old-School Champeens, contentious on the Betting Line with Mike Pence Hunch Play Christian Miss at Fair Odds of 4½-1. She won at $20.80. Race 5 was contentious, and players of all stripes were chillin’ like a villain with Chilito Piquin, Fair Odds of 5-1 and a Dual Qualifier (84, 88), to boot; he went gate-to-wire to win by 3½ at $36-even. Good work.
Louisiana (1/1) — Race 6 was contentious but only High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads had a charge from Fee Do, Dual Qualifier (99, 82); he raced virtually gate-to-wire to win by 1 at $23.80. Good work.
Mountain (0/0) — W.Va Legislature adjourns until June 5.
Presque (0/0) — Billy Ray GORDON gets life without parole. Good work.
Thistle (0/0) — Host Indians edged by Cincy, 4-3; Carlos Santana drove-in all 3 Tribe runs, going 3-for-4 with a 2-run HR.
Gulf 5f (T), 6f
PennNat 6f, 1m70y
Santa Anita 6f
Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…
Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. D J Trump, he dead.