First Post: Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Go ahead, shake your head…

Whatever they paid both these fine gents, it simply wasn’t enough. Maybe no amount was. Hoo-boy.

Free ones: Rundown…

Gulfstream Park Proper 5, 10

Pay-side (Weekday/Weekend): Today…

Mahoning 6, 7
Tampa 2, 4, 6, 8, 9
Turf Paradise 4, 6, 8

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: None today, but a potential Stanley Cup Finals matchup hits the ice at 8 p.m. EDT / 5 p.m. PDT in Pgh. when the Peng-a-wins (103 pts. in 75 gms.) host Chicagoland (103 in 76). Fine contest.

Yesterday’s Activity:

Track (Win Mutuels $20+ That Actually Occurred at That Track On That Day/Gettable Via Current Home-Office-Approved Guidelines) [H/T to P.A.T. in Ky. for suggesting this clarification.]

Mahoning (0/0) — Austintown mom arrested after 4-year-old found wandering along street.

Keystone (1/½) — Race 4 was contentious, and Old-School Champeens raised a toast to Edfitzatmahle’sbar, Fair Odds of 6-1; she rallied to win by 3½ at $40-even. Good work.

Sunland (2/1) — Race 2 was contentious, but only High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads were able to realize Seaside Fantasy, a field-best 89 on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis; she was a stalking-horse throughout, winning by 3 at $60-straight. Good work.

Turf Paradise (1/1) — Race 4 was not contentious, but High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads chose not to be casual with Formal Choice, field-best 90 on the LifeLiner Speed Column analysis; she was a stalking-horse throughout, winning by a clean neck at $21.40. Good work.

The WRD (1/0) — Roland woman arrested for embezzling to fund gambling habit.

WMF Report:

Early
Chas. Town 6½f, 7f
Gulf 1m
Turf Paradise 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. smh.