First Post: Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Rachel Maddow and Geraldo Rivera need to team-up for the next big, breathless countdown-type exposé, like Jimmie Hoffa Unearthed Inside Al Capone’s Vault with The Rest of Don Trump Sr.’s Financials. Or somesuch.

Free ones: Rundown…

Gulfstream Park Proper 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11

Pay-side (Weekday/Weekend): Today…

Mahoning 2, 3, 4, 5, 8
Tampa 4, 8,
Turf Paradise 8

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: None today, but the Pick Match for your Big-League Ice-Hockey Action takes place this evening in Calgary, with your Flames (82 pts. in 69 gms.) hosting your Bruins (80 in 69). Amazingly, Johnnie Hockey is from So. Jersey. Truly amazing. Even more amazing, he was born and raised in Salem Co. A shocking shot! Hard to do! The 609 (now The 856), represent! The 08Zip, represent!

Yesterday’s Activity:

Track (Win Mutuels $20+/Gettable)

Sam Houston (3/0) — 2 teens hurt as top of truck sheared off in Baytown crash.

Mahoning (1/1) — Race 7 was contentious, but only High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads had a look at Laurie’s Vision, a sharp 85 on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis; she was up-close throughout, winning by 3 at $37.60. Good work.

Sunland (1/0) — Sunland Park mall plagued by vacancies as Macy’s closure looms.

Turf Paradise (0/0) — Visiting Coyotes edge La-La Land, 3-2, in 11-round shootout; Max Domi had both Arizona regulation-time goals.

The WRD (3/1) — Race 6 was not contentious, but High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads saw some skill in Unconscious Luck, a field-best 86 on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis; he was a stalking-horse throughout, winning by 1¼ at $25.40. Good work.

WMF Report:

Early
Chas. Town 6½f

Rally
Gulf 1 1/16m (T)

Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Don’t forget to package a little steak with all that sizzle.