First Post: Saturday, February 25, 2017

For All The President’s Women (Except Omarosa Manigault). They give yellow- and white-yellow-haired people everywhere a bad rep.

Mushroom Administration: Keep ’em in the Dark and Feed ’em ‘Stuff’. In whino veritas…

Free ones: Rundown…

Aqueduct 4, 6, 9
Gulfstream Park Proper 1, 3, 6, 8, 10, 13
Santa Anita 5, 6

Pay-side (Weekend/Weekday): Today…

Fair Grounds 2, 3, 4, 6, 8, 12
Golden Gate 4, 8, 9
Sam Houston 2, 5, 7, 9
Laurel 5, 7, 9
Mahoning 2, 3, 5, 6
Oaklawn 1, 3, 5, 6, 7
Tampa 7, 8, 9, 10
Turfway 5, 9
Turf Paradise 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Gulf 6 on the free side. Fair Grounds 8, Sam Houston 7 on the pay-side.

Singling-out #4 Heavenly Score in Aqueduct 8. Likewise #1 Girvin in Fair Grounds 11. Ditto the ultra-obvious #6 Weast Hill in Oaklawn 8.

Yesterday’s Activity:

Track (Win Mutuels $20+/Gettable)

Aqueduct (0/0) — Visiting Nets thrashed by Denver, 129-109; Brook Lopez led Bklyn. with 17 pts.

Chas. Town (1/1) — Race 7 was not contentious, but High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads had a warm feeling anyway in Middle of Winter, 85 on the LifeLiner Speed Column analysis; he rallied like the champion he should have been, winning by a clean neck at $51.60. Good work.

Delta (3/0) — Merchants’ Parade kicks off Mardi Gras in Lake Chas.

Fair Grounds (1/0) — Lucky boy catches Nyx purse, finds $100 bill to ‘pay it forward’.

Golden Gate (2/1) — The finale was not contentious, but High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads could not waste Precious Time, 88 on the LifeLiner Speed Column analysis; she rallied like the champion she should have been, winning by 3 parts of a length at $24.20. Good work.

Gulf (1/½) — Old-School Champeens only for Wild Dalton, Fair Odds of 4-1 in a contentious Race 3; she won at $26-even. Good work.

Sam Houston (1/1) — Race 7 was contentious, but only High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads struck shale oil with Piceance, a field-best 83 on the LifeLiner Speed Column analysis; he rallied to win by 1¾ at $41.40. Good work.

Los Alamitos (0/0) — BevMo! to open in Anaheim Hills.

Oaklawn (0/0) — Dead bat at Bryant H.S. tests positive for rabies.

PennNat (0/0) — Host 76ers beat Wash., D.C., 120-112; Robt. Covington led Philalala with 25 pts.

Santa Anita (0/0) — Visiting Jakers whupped by OKC, 110-93; La-La Land’s D’Angelo Russell led all scorers with 29 pts.

Tampa (0/0) — Visiting Rays beat Minn., 3-1, in Grapefruit League action from Ft. Myers; Tampa Bay’s Tim Beckham went 2-for-2 with a run.

Turfway (1/0) — Protestors speak out against Sen. McConnell in Covington.

WMF Report:

Early
Chas. Town 4½f, 6½f
Delta 6½f
Sam Houston 6f
Los Alamitos 4½f
PennNat 6f
Turfway 6½f
Turf Paradise 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Just hit the bottle and dye already…