First Post: Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Hey! How’s it going over there? How’s your cemeteries? Safe from vandals and other highly civilized and evolved Caucasians, etc.? Well, that’s good!

Any bomb threats to your community centers by mouthbreathers and other assorted pale-skinned plankton? Well, that’s good! You guys have a good time over there in the Rust Belt & Bible Belt. The Left Coast has got it on lock.

Free ones: Rundown…

Gulfstream Park Proper 2, 3, 7, 9, 11

Pay-side (Weekday/Weekend): Today…

Mahoning 3, 8
Tampa 2, 8
Turfway 1, 3, 5, 7
Turf Paradise 5, 6, 8

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: None today, but your Florida Panthers are coming off a 5-0 trip in which their road game was at peak levels, keeping La-La Land, Anaheim and San Jose, among others, in literal check, bigly. They return to Miami now to host the bright young Oilers in the marquee matchup for your Big-League Ice-Hockey this evening.

Yesterday’s Activity:

Track (Win Mutuels $20+/Gettable)

Sam Houston (0/0) — Terrifying 2 hrs. for Ben Taub Hospital patients, staff.

Mahoning (2/2) — https://cynthiapublishing.com/hp_wordpress/2017/02/21/tuesday-sniping-delayed-el-nin-edition/

Race 7 was contentious, but only High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads foresaw a potential W for Dual Qualifier Mama Zee (91, 88); she went gate-to-wire to win by 3¾ at $25.60. Next race, contentious amongst the experienceds, found only High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads rockin’ with Rollin Warrior, field-best 83 on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis; he went gate-to-wire to win by 6 at $44-even. As well, the natural late daily double paid $653-straight, for $2. Good work.

Keystone (0/0) — Phila. police officers save unconscious child.

Sunland (0/0) — City of Sunland Park getting new police chief.

Turf Paradise (0/0) — Car crashes into building near Central Ave. and Mohave St.

WMF Report:

Early
Chas. Town 6½f
PennNat 6f
Turfway 6f

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Be a tough guy — knock some sacred monuments over. That’ll make you nice and big.