All right, all right, ya California-haters! Take it easy! If the Golden State won’t tumble into the sea the way you pray it will, well, then, the sea will engulf the state. We’ll miss ya!
A month’s worth of precipitation in the next 2 days. Surely these are the End Times now.
Free ones: Rundown…
Aqueduct 4
Gulfstream Park Proper 5, 6, 8, 10
Pay-side (Weekend/Weekday): Today…
Fair Grounds 3, 4, 6, 7, 9
Sam Houston 9
Laurel 1, 2, 3, 6
Oaklawn 2, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9
Tampa 4, 6, 7, 8, 10
Turfway 6, 9
Today’s Stakes Pageantry: None today, but 2 pts. separate the host Blue Jackets (77) and visiting Peng-a-wins (79). Good matchup.
Yesterday’s Activity:
Track (Win Mutuels $20+/Gettable)
Aqueduct (0/0) — Visiting Blueshirt Rangers doubled-up by The Island, 4-2; Nick Holden and Jimmy Vesey were the Nueva Jork goalscorers.
Chas. Town (1/0) — Sexual-assault case against Martinsburg man is transferred to circuit court.
Delta (1/0) — Calcasieu Parish Police Jury conducting sewer checks.
Fair Grounds (1/1) — Race 5 was contentious, but only High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads went to the Iberian Peninsula for Dual Qualifier Happy High Porto (86, 89); he rallied like the champion he should have been, winning by 3 parts of a length at $22.20. Good work.
Golden Gate (0/0) — Work underway to remove leaning concrete slab in San Francisco.
Gulf (3/1) — Race 6 was not contentious, but High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads took the catnip from Dual Qualifier Bella Kittens (84, 93); she went gate-to-wire to win by 3 parts of a length at $24-even. Good work.
Oaklawn (4/3) — Race 2 was not contentious, but High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads had a good-enough 81 on the LifeLiner Spread Column on Harlan’s Girl, who raced ribcage-to-wire to win by 4 at $27.60. In Race 3, contentious, players of all stripes were infatuated with Crush, Fair Odds of 5-1 and 85 on the LifeLiner Speed Column analysis; he rallied a little to win by 3 parts of a length at $22.60. In Race 5, not contentious, only High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads bit on Dual Qualifier Chocolate Wildcat (85, 87); he raced gate-to-wire to win by 4¼ at $42.60. Good work.
PennNat (0/0) — Visiting Flyers doubled-up at Edmonton, 6-3; Philalala’s Radko Gudas, Wayne Simmonds and Brayden Schenn each scored a goal.
Santa Anita (0/0) — Host Kings lose to Ariz., 5-3; Tanner Pearson scored his 17th and 18th goals of the season for La-La Land.
Tampa (0/0) — Police say St. Pete woman kidnapped neighbor’s baby.
Turfway (2/1) — Race 3 was contentious, and players of all stripes saw K Lynn Wins, Fair Odds of 6-1 and 87 on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis, running to that billing; she had to rally, though, winning by 1¾ at $22.40. Good work.
WMF Report:
Early
Chas. Town 4½f, 6½f
Sam Houston 5½f
Laurel 6f
PennNat 6f, 1m70y
Turfway 6½f
Rally
Chas. Town 7f
Gulf 1 1/16m (T)
Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…
Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Send sandbags.

OBTW do you remember when i posted on this comment forum the wife and i were moving to this here state of CA? and the boys in the back room said and i quote “BRING WATER”. well i hope the boys are happy as i did bring some of the snow from that steel city in the form of rain! Stay dry!
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Hey Sir you ok or near that sink hole???