First Post: Thursday, December 15, 2016

Detroit: 16°F. Cleveland: same. Pgh.: 11°F. Green Bay: 10°F. Charlotte: 38°F. Studio City, Calif.: 63°F, with rain approx. 90 mins. away.

Free ones: Rundown…

Gulfstream Park Proper 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10
Los Alamitos Thoroughbreds 7

Pay-side (Weekend/Weekday): Today…

Fair Grounds 1, 2, 3, 6, 10

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: None today, but two of your teams with your similar records face off for your Thursday evening when your La-La Land Kings (30 pts. in 28 gms.) invade your Detroit to rumble with your Red Wings (30 in 30). Your your.

Yesterday’s Activity:

Track (Win Mutuels $20+/Gettable)

Aqueduct (0/0) — Host Nets beat Jakers, 107-97; Louis Williams scored 16 pts. for La-La Land.

Chas. Town (1/1) — Race 7 was not contentious, but High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads had a good-enough 83 on the LifeLiner Speed Column analysis on Hear the Chatter, who was a stalking-horse throughout before winning by 4¾ at $52.60. Good work.

Delta (0/0) — Lake Chas. police looking for suspect accused of vandalizing cars.

Gulf (2/1) — Race 7 was contentious amongst the experienceds, and players of all stripes had the goods on Quinientos, Fair Odds of 4½-1 and an unbeatable 99 on the LifeLiner Speed Column analysis; he came from behind after the opening two furlongs, winning by 3 at $24.80. Good work.

Mahoning (2/1) — Race 5 was not contentious, but High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads were in-the-black via the bare-minimum 80 on the LifeLiner Speed Column analysis on Red Warrior, who rallied like the champion he should have been, winning by 3 parts of a length at $61.60. Good work.

PennNat (1/0) — Visiting Flyers edge Colorado, 4-3; Philalala’s Wayne Simmonds scored his 16th goal of the season.

Tampa (1/1) — Race 2 was contentious, and everybody was good with Giselle Ma Belle, Fair Odds of 6-1 and a scraping-by 80 on the LifeLiner Speed Column analysis; she rallied like the champion she should have been, winning by a clean head at $26.60. Good work.

Turfway (0/0) — Live Nativity camel handler charged with with cruelty in Pikeville.

Turf Paradise (0/0) — Goodyear police rescue teen trapped inside burning home.

WMF Report: No qualifiers Thursday

Nocturnal Submission: Night off…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Stay warm up there in the Rust Belt & Bible Belt. We have it on lock out here on the Left Coast.