Tuesday Sniping: False-Flag Edition

At least when the guy in the clip postulates his conspiracy theories, he’s also on his way to winning a Nobel Prize. As for the current situation in ’murrika, there must be 60-million Nobel Laureates-in-waiting out there right now! Comet Ping Pong! Sandy Hook! The Moon! Auschwitz! Connect the dots…ALL staged, you better believe it! BELIEVE!

Alex Jones being fitted for his tuxedo in Stockholm as we speak. We wonder if he’ll learn a little Swedish for his acceptance speech, or maybe that language is too socialist for himself. We report, you decide.

Now, the following selections are also quite crazy, generated by throwing darts at a numbered photo of Ted Cruz’s papi and shooting Hillary Clinton targets and counting the resulting fragments. However, unlike anything from the whitebarf.com, the stormdrain.alt or the imhowars.com, once in a while the selections prove true! Divination!

Mahoning
Race 5: #2B Jarrod’s Commando
Race 6: #10 Diamond Showcase
Race 7: #3 Crash Gate
Race 8: #9 Cajun Best
Bonkers Box (Race 5): #2B Jarrod’s Commando – #1A Tiger Distinction
Bonkers Box II (Race 6): #10 Diamond Showcase – #8 Colony Classic – #11 Welcome Home Ryan -#7 Coyote Moon
Bonkers Box III (Race 7): #3 Crash Gate – #6 Slammer – #1 Lucky Evil
Bonkers Box IV (Race 8): #9 Cajun Best – #4 Rockabye – #2 Worth a Punt – #1 Cape Finisterre

Zia
Race 2: #10 Lil Gabby
Race 3: #4 Whats the Drama
Race 5: #9 Urgraceisenough
Race 6: #8 Ballinouttacontrol
Race 7: #10 Bang It Out
Race 9: #1 Shotgun Wedding
Race 10: #4 Cataflying
Bonkers Box (Race 2): #10 Lil Gabby – #9 More Magic – #8 Special Home Brew – #1 Rapping Mary
Bonkers Box II (Race 6): #8 Ballinouttacontrol – #1 Shimmer and Shine
Bonkers Box III (Race 10): #4 Cataflying – #9 Clay Court

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Chase ’em wild geese safely!