First Post: Saturday, December 3, 2016

Fil-Am alliance…holla!

Even though facts no longer matter, we have been hiding a troublesome and factual fact: the original Mistah Breitbart, the one who was assassinated on a Los Angeles street by Bill Clinton Hillary Clinton Barry Sotero Stephen A. Bannon in a bit of palace intrigue, well, Mistah Breitbart went to Tulane. Sorry, Green Wavers. This cannot be denied or believed-away. An inconvenient truth, as it were.

Also, N. Leroy Gingrich is in with a postgraduate degree from Tulane. Now what? Steely Dan may have summarily dismissed Wm. & Mary, but right now it seems like the only school that never produced a monster. Oh, well.

Free ones: Rundown…

Aqueduct 7
Gulfstream Park Proper 7, 8, 9, 11
Del Mar 1, 2, 7, 9

Pay-side (Weekend/Weekday): Today…

Fair Grounds 7
Golden Gate 4, 5, 7
Hawthorne 7, 8
Laurel 9
Mahoning 9
Remington 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9
Tampa 9
Turfway 1, 2, 4, 6, 8
Turf Paradise 8
Woodbine 7, 9, 10

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Del Mar 7 on the free page. Pay-side has Golden Gate 7, Hawthorne 7, Tampa 9, Turfway 6.

Should be OK for #7 Vanish in Woodbine 8.

Yesterday’s Activity:

Track (Win Mutuels $20+/Gettable)

Aqueduct (3/1) — Race 4 was contentious, but Grandview had a good outlook for the High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads, thanks to his field-best 86 on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis; he went gate-to-wire to win by 1½ at $48.80. Good work.

Chas. Town (2/0) — Downtown Martinsburg Christmas-tree lighting kicks off yuletide season.

Delta (0/0) — Saturday last day to early-vote for Dec. 10 runoff.

Del Mar (1/1) — The opener was open to all, with first-timer St. Reno at Fair Odds of 2-1 atop the conventional V6 Betting Line and with a connection-line/slashline readout of 15pc/14pc/20pc; he was a stalking-horse throughout, winning by 3¼ at $20.40. Good work.

Fair Grounds (1/1) — Race 8 was contentious, but only High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads could claim Totally Ours and his fine 87 on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis; he raced ribcage-to-wire to win by 6¼ at $32-even. Good work.

Golden Gate (0/0) — Host Sharks edge Montreal, 2-1; Brent Burns and Joe Pavelski were the San Jose goalscorers.

Hawthorne (1/1) — Race 5 was contentious, and all comers were OK with Frontier Force, Fair Odds of 6-1 and a scraping-by rating on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis; he had to rally like the champion he should have been, though, winning by 1 at $34.40. Good work.

Laurel (1/0) — Balto. city councilwoman assaulted in carjacking attempt.

PennNat (0/0) — Host 76ers lose to Orlando, 105-88; Philalala’s Joel Embiid led all scorers with 25 pts.

Remington (3/1) — Debut-issue Jerrid had Fair Odds of 4-1 and a connection-line/slashline readout of 20pc/10pc/17pc in a contentious Race 6; he was close-up throughout, winning by 1 at $26-straight. Good work.

Tampa (1/0) — See PennNat commentary.

Turfway (4/½) — Old-School Champeens only in the finale, contentious, with Dynamical in with Fair Odds of 6-1; he won by 2½ at $31.20. Good work.

Woodbine (2/0) — Host Raptors crush Jakers, 113-80; Kyle Lowry led all scorers with 24 pts. for Toronto.

WMF Report:

Early
Hawthorne 6f
Mahoning 6f, 1m
Keystone 6f
Remington 6f
Turf Paradise 5f

Rally
Aqueduct 1m (T)
Woodbine 1 1/16m

Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Shoot to kill, bury the bottom lines and, most important, show all your teeth in a maniacal grin!