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Oh, no. Not this again. Nurse! Security!
Free ones: Rundown…
Belmont 7, 9, 10
Calder (a k a Gulfstream Park West) 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Santa Anita 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
Pay-side (Weekend/Weekday): Today…
Golden Gate 5, 7, 9
Hawthorne 5, 7, 8
Keeneland 10
Laurel 9, 10
Mahoning 8
Retama 2, 3, 5, 9
Remington 2, 8, 9
Turf Paradise 7, 8
Woodbine 9, 10
Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Belmont 9, Santa Anita 8 on the free page. Pay-side has Mahoning 8, Retama 9.
#1 Sir Genghis is one of ’em live-longshot-type plays in Delta 9.
Should be OK for the superfave #5 Tapped in Golden Gate 6.
#4 Runaway Rosie has a chance in Indiana 5. Next race there, and #2 Candy Snatcher and #9 Sung are capable. Race 7 has the lotto-ball-hoppper look, so go ahead and pick a number, any number. Likewise Race 8.
Yesterday’s Activity:
Track (Win Mutuels $20+/Gettable)
Belmont (1/0) — Blueshirt Rangers lose at Carolina, 3-2; Mats Zuccarello had both Nueva Jork goals.
Calder (2/1) — Debut-issue Promete was in a contentious Race 7 with Fair Odds of 4-1 and a slashline/connection-line readout of 14pc/16pc/0pc (from 1 start); he was up-close throughout before winning by 2 at $28.40. Good work.
Chas. Town (2/½) — The opener was contentious, and Old-School Champeens had a bead on Fantastically, Fair Odds of 6-1 but with no LifeLiner backing; she won by 1 at $21.20. Good work.
Delta (1/1) — All players were rewarded in Race 1 by Stars R Out, top of the V6 Betting Line at Fair Odds of 2-1 and a Dual Qualifier (99, 83), to boot; he raced ribcage-to-wire to win by a clean half-length at $26-even. Good work.
Golden Gate (0/0) — Warriors win at New Orleans, 122-114; Kevin Durant had 30 pts. for The City.
Hawthorne (0/0) — Host Cubs blanked by Cleveland, 1-nil; Jorge Soler had 2 hits for Chicagoland, including its only extra-base hit.
Indiana (1/0) — Visiting Pacers lose to Bklyn., 103-94; Paul George scored 22 pts. for Indpls.
Keeneland (1/0) — Several stolen items found on dead-end Danville road.
Los Alamitos (0/0) — Host Ducks blanked by Columbus, 4-nil; Anaheim goalie John Gibson was lifted midway through the third period.
Laurel (1/0) — Victim shot in leg in No. Balto.
Mahoning (2/½) — Race 2 was contentious for the Old-School Champeens, who had Fair Odds of 4-1 on their Betting-Line topper, Miss Goldrush Gal, who won by 1½ at $24.20. Good work.
PennNat (0/0) — Life Lion called to crash in Middlesex Twp.
Retama (1/0) — Opening Day at Alamo City Comic Con.
Remington (2/2) — Only the High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads were in on Race 7, contentious, with Dance Floor Maniac scoring a competitive 86 on the LifeLiner Speed Column analysis; he rallied in the final furlong to win by a clean half-length at $24.60. Ditto in Race 9, this time via Little Frank, who had the field-best rating on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis; he was up and at it throughout, winning by 3 parts of a length at $30.20. Good work.
Santa Anita (0/0) — Visiting Jakers lose to Utah, 96-89; Louis Williams led La-La Land with 17 pts.
Woodbine (2/1½) — Race 4 was contentious, and High-Octane Chancers and Progressive-Minded Eggheads had Dual Qualifier Big Yum (99, 93) to look at; he was your stalking-horse throughout, taking over inside the furlong-grounds to win by 5¾ at $40.20. In Race 8, Old-School Champeens had top billing and Fair Odds of 3½-1 on Lilly’s Goldie, who rallied hard to win by a clean nose at $29.70. Good work.
WMF Report:
Early
Chas. Town 4½f
Finger 6f
Keeneland 7f
PennNat 6f
Keystone 6f
Rally
Santa Anita 1m (T)
Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…
Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Stay orange, Ponyboy. Stay orange.
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Ran into the BANKER, who is somewhat interested in ALL-IN-ONE. It was the day Auburn/GPS went with me. The troubling part was? Give him best shot at winner or not? Me showed him AIO printout. SHO-NUFF give him $19.00 winner. Troublin part in the whole transaction was the this MOPE came to KEE. with the town JAILER- Stubby Doyle, ex Landscaper, who grinz a lot like the BAD Guys on the Rifleman. Wonder why a Banker and Jailer would bee hangin out together. Couldn’t be the ELECTION, could it???
Wifey went 3 timez and came home with more than she left home with. She is seeing the TRUTH about what you get back when you do finally HIT. Her would have Pocketful if she kept off the frozen Yogurt.
You do know Larry David got into a fight at California Ice Cream store over the “Free Samplez”. DO NOT hold up payin Customerz.
the HONEYMAN
Clean living, plus several unscheduled self-deportations and 30-day stays at Trembling Hillsz…that’s the secret to youthful-looking skin right there.
HONEYMAN a friend to the elderly. DOES NOT discriminate against his future self. If you make it to 94, I will buy you chili dogs just to see you try to eat them!
Always remember, ageism is discrimination against your future self.
Jailers & bankers…same team, right?