Tuesday Sniping: Wishful-Thinking Edition

Not really

So, Silent Stan parted with just over £50M of his hard-earned cash today, signing a striker (£17M) and a centre-back (£35M) for his long-suffering Arse F.C. Yet the betting markets were not impressed, despite what the headline in the screenshot reports.

Man City, Man Utd, Chelsea all still ahead of the Gunners in the wagering; indeed, Arse F.C. around 10-1 in the meta-analysis of the major English bookmakers. Another trophyless season awaits The Emirates. Piers Morgan ready to switch allegiance to Spuds. Hoo-boy.

Mountain
Race 5: #1 Silver Crescent
Race 6: #10 Love Doctor Bill
Race 7: #1 Golden B. J.
Bonkers Box (Race 6): #10 Love Doctor Bill – #1 Avoid – #5 Fiery Dream

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Ta-ta!