First Post: Thursday, October 15, 2015

Contents of bag: 8 Molson bottlesz, 7 Labatts cansz, 6 Export A butts, 5 half-eaten Tim Horton’s donutsz, 2015 Tejas (Tejas!) Rangersz season

Man, this postseason can’t get any better. Right up there with playoff ice-hockey.

How ’bout that 7th inning! ¡Béisbol es numero uno siempre! All the top Latin playersz coming to the fore, much to the consternation of many U.S. presidential candidates. Adding insult to injury: that those Latinsz are playing in Canada! Hoo-boy. As well, Cole Hamelsz done in by hapless infield defendersz; he did what he was brought for, but unfortunately for him, he could not keep the other 8 mopesz from being exposed. Selah, selah.

Free ones: Rundown…

Belmont 6, 8
Calder (a k a) 5, 7, 9
Santa Anita 5, 6, 7

Pay-side (Weekend/Weekday): Today…

Keeneland 3, 5, 6, 8
Remington 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Keeneland 8 on the pay-side.

Yesterday’s Activity: Besides the Tejas collapses (remember Feldman on the mound in the 2011 W.S.; remember Feldman, who looked more like an accountant or a dermatologist, that Feldman? well, Dyson yesterday maybe takes a little pressure off Feldman), this guy did not win…

13 wins, $400k-plus

Top player. Top, top player. Unlike the Astrosz or Rangersz, he’ll get to play again later this season.

WMF Report:

Early
Calder 6f
Finger 1m70y
PennNat 6f
Remington 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. So long now.