First Post: Thursday, September 17, 2015

Good morning.

Free ones: Rundown…

Belmont 4, 6, 7
Gulfstream Park Proper 5, 7, 8, 10
Los Alamitos Thoroughbreds 1, 3, 8

Pay-side (Weekend/Weekday): Today…

Arlington 5, 7
BelTerra 3, 4, 5, 7
Churchill 2, 4, 7, 8
Louisiana 1, 2, 6, 7, 8,
Remington 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: None today, but Tejas (Tejas! Yeeeeehawwwww!) Rangersz ready to put the broom to the throatsz of their intrastate rivals to the south, the Houston Cold (Cold!) .45sz. Washington Foam Rubber Bulletsz! Cole Hamelsz #1 alwayszzzz.

Yesterday’s Activity: No good for the No. London Arse. No good. Piersz Morgan blowing up on the Twitter.

Damn that Kentucky Downs! Every race is like the Breeders’s Cup Mile over there. Lots of runners. Lots of tin idols. Everything looks like an overlay. Damn you, Kentucky Downsz!

On the other hoof, another state-named downs, this one in Louisiana, came to the rescue. Over in Race 6 there, First Bonkersmate Special Collection, good enough with the 88 in the LifeLiner Speed Column analysis and 12-1 on the morning line, went off at nearly 23-1 to win at $47.60. Then in the nightcap, top-touted Gentlemen George, 15-1 on your morning line but best in the LifeLiner Speed Column analysis at 96, was dismissed at a skosh over 40-1 but prevailed anyway, returning $83.20 up top for each $2 ducat.

No exactasz today! Regretsz!

Hahahaha! And you thought ‘Yesterday’s Activty’ was done like Gov. Rick Perrie and his stylish eyewear! No! Not even close! Shalom! We persist like a low-grade infection, something akin to Sen. Ted Cruise. As always, we are too small to fail.

As always, hope you had ’em.

WMF Report:

Early
Arlington 6f
Gulf 6f
Indiana 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Take care now.