First Post: Friday, July 17, 2015

You know how we feel about comic-book motion pictures (truly, are there any other kinds of moviesz nowadays?). So please believe us when we exclaim that there’s only one…ANT-MAN. Boring Hollywood. Ladies & gentlemen, accept no substitutes, what you are watching above is THE ORIGINAL ANT-MAN. Hollywood being its usual dull and boring and derivative self with a stoopid comic-book movie opening today. Please, enjoy this video instead, because THIS IS THE GENUINE ANT-MAN. Tyvm.

One of the best slop jockeys ever to strap on multiple pairs of goggles and then take them off, one pair at a time. R.I.P., Genuine ANT-MAN.

Free ones: Rundown…

Belmont 2, 4, 5, 6, 9
Gulfstream Park Proper 5, 7, 9
Del Mar Thoroughbred Club 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8

Pay-side (Weekend/Weekday): Today…

Arlington 2, 5, 6, 8
BelTerra 6, 7, 8
Ellis Park 1, 4, 7, 8
Louisiana 1, 7
Laurel 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
Lone Star 4, 5, 6, 8, 9
Monmouth 1, 2, 5, 6, 8, 10
Woodbine 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Count ’em — four! — live longshots in Indiana 7. We’ll let you sort ’em out. Two more bomb-potential runners in Race 9 there. As long as both these races stay on the grass, you’re good to go.

One-to-two on the morning line is not that farfetched for #4 Rock and Glory in Northlands 3. Regretsz!

Yesterday’s Activity: Two longshot winners and a nice exacta at Lone Star, plus a 14-1 score at Arlington, then the nice things at Del Mar Opening Day. As always, hope you had ’em!

WMF Report:

Early
Arapahoe 6f
Belmont 6f
Les Bois 5f
Canterbury 6f
Emerald 6f
Evangeline 5f
Fairmount 6f
Gulfstream 1m
Marquis 6f
Northlands 6½f
PennNat 6f

Rally
Belmont 7f (T)
Woodbine 1 1/16m

Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Bye-bye.