Tuesday Sniping: Eternal TV Fetishization Edition

Set phasersz to stuck

This kind of nonsense endures today with letting everyone know, LOUD & CLEAR, that you watch Thorn of Gamesz, Truth Defective, Breaking Mad, Bad Men, etcsz.

Bring back the simple daze of three major networks, minimal viewing fetishization, jawing easily and without irony about the Murder, She Wrote or Mel’s Diner or Barbara Mandrell and The Mandrell Sistas. Why pile on so much unnecessary angst to your existence, draining away hour after hour of your vital force while your eyes glaze over and spittle dries at the corner of your slackened lower lip? Nonetheless, we leave this important life decision to yourselvesz.

Fort Erie
Race 8: #10 Honolululemon

Finger
Race 7: #5 Mickey McFly
Bonkers Box (Race 7): #5 Mickey McFly – #2 Buckshot Woody – #6 Tope

Fairmount
Race 2: #7 Estrella Royal Rap
Race 3: #8 Blade Unbridled
Race 4: #6 Braseana
Race 7: #4 Rivrav
Bonkers Box (Race 4): #6 Braseana – #3 Ciara for Three

Indiana
Race 5: #4 Determined Yankee
Race 7: #1 Perfume in the Air
Race 8: #1 Mabee a Double
Race 9: #6 Ms. Jean Elizabeth
Race 10: #10 Fupay’s Vision
Bonkers Box (Race 5): #4 Determined Yankee – #1 Lewis Meadow
Bonkers Box II (Race 8): #1 Mabee a Double – #8 Classy Cam
Bonkers Box III (Race 9): #6 Ms. Jean Elizabeth – #2 Facey’s Spirit

Mountain
Race 1: #10 Jonmil Johnny
Race 3: #6 Lordy Lordy Lordy
Race 5: #2 Old Fashion Man
Race 6: #6 Sixy Soldier
Bonkers Box (Race 1): #10 Jonmil Johnny – #3 Sneakin Thru – #4 Mr. Topia
Bonkers Box II (Race 6): #6 Sixy Soldier – #5 Oh Nurse Blues

Keystone
Race 3: #9 Steelaway Lady
Race 4: #2 Periwinkle
Race 7: #3 Good Chemistry
Race 8: #6 Luckysdream
Race 9: #4 Shadows of Love
Bonkers Box (Race 9): #4 Shadows of Love – #2 Hello Zealous

Presque
Race 1: #5 Sky Appeal

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Later!