Tuesday Sniping: Star-Spangled-Banner Edition

Ugh. That was no good. The team that won the Big League Ice Hockey tournament — and that team’s obnoxious fans — elicit the same vomit-type reaction that the Shack-Kooby Jakersz and their overbearing supporters used to. Player No. 88 on that winning ice-hockey team last night was especially reprehensible, worse than Shack & Kooby put together. Ugh.

Well, at least we won’t have to hear that juvenile song after every home goal at UNITEd Centre; at least we won’t have that abominable and drunken whooping and screeching during the national anthem. Disgraceful. Chicago hockey fansz a disgrace with all that screaming nonsense during The Star-Spangled Banner. Who taught them that sort of disrespect? Utterly shameful. Ridiculous Chicago hockey fans. Cubs, White Sox, Bulls, DePaul, Northwestern and even Bearsz fansz all OK. However, Chicago hockey fans utterly disgraceful. Cubs, White Sox, Bulls, DePaul, Northwestern and even Bearsz all OK, however. Tyvm. Also, why don’t they call out the Hawxxx for their logo? Why must the Redskinsz bear all the brunt of this? Unfair. Redskinsz would bury Hawxxx simply by sitting on them and not getting off. Then No. 88 would not be so arrogant; he would be pleading for oxygen. Rooting for the Redskinsz to put 300-lb. guysz on No. 88 & the rest of the Hawxxx and smother them. Rooting for Redskinsz over Hawxxx. Tyvm.

Particularly fond of this version of the anthem, especially that euphonium/tuba hot-footing it starting at the 1:10 mark.

So Hawxxx-loversz, here’s what the Star-Spangled Banner sounds like, OK?

Fort Erie
Race 4: #2 Sepia

Finger
Race 4: #4 Gutsy Gras
Race 7: #8 B K Delilah
Race 8: #4 Shipwrecked
Race 9: #7 Eye Witness
Bonkers Box (Race 8): #4 Shipwrecked – #5 Speedy Getaway – #8 Cat Tune
Bonkers Box II (Race 9): #7 Eye Witness – #2 Diamond Showcase – #1 Perfect Gratitude

Fairmount
Race 5: #3 Strathallen
Race 7: #1 Papa Georgio
Bonkers Box (Race 5): #3 Strathallen – #7 Tenmor
Bonkers Box II (Race 7): #1 Papa Georgio – #3 What’s a Yat

Indiana
Race 2: #4 Apricey Gun
Race 3: #4 Scuppernong
Race 4: #9 Seattle Mountain
Race 6: #13 Big Chance
Race 7: #11 Avie Niner
Race 8: #4 Whizbang
Race 10: #6 Big Circle
Bonkers Box (Race 4): #9 Seattle Mountain – #3 Rose Blossom
Bonkers Box II (Race 7): #11 Avie Niner – #9 Queen of Spring
Bonkers Box III (Race 10): #6 Big Circle – #5 Tiaras N Tutoos

Mountain
Race 3: #2 Lucy E.
Race 4: #7 Timely Pursuit
Race 9: #10 Bitalime
Bonkers Box (Race 4): #7 Timely Pursuit – #5 Tupelo Playboy

Keystone
Race 1: #1 Mr. Mostly
Race 6: #2 Bai Bai Baby
Race 9: #9 Burning Mandate
Bonkers Box (Race 9): #9 Burning Mandate – #8 Inflation Target – #2 Road Agent

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Later!

About Steven Unite

The unofficial spokesperson for the Boys In The Backroom...
This entry was posted in News, Picks and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

5 Responses to Tuesday Sniping: Star-Spangled-Banner Edition

  1. ronestes says:

    I disagree with you 100 percent! Great organization and very loyal and passionate fans. Kane did nothing wrong, how in the world would you expect a player not to be happy winning the cup. At least the organization didn’t refuse to sell tickets to people from Tampa, if they even cared to go. By the way, Blackhawks is a tribe not a derogatory Redskin or Indian. tyvm Ron

  2. atlasaxis says:

    Yes indeed, the sharp shooters at CPC were on target again!!!

    Finger
    Race 8: #4 Shipwrecked– #5 Speedy Getaway – #8 Cat Tune
    Race 9: #7 Eye Witness– #2 Diamond Showcase – #1 Perfect Gratitude

    Results for Race 8
    Position Runner Win Place Show
    1st 4 SHIPWRECKED $27.80 $13.80 $5.00
    2nd 5 SPEEDY GETAWAY $13.20 $4.40
    3rd 3 IMPOSING FIGURE $2.10
    4th 1 CHASIN CHAMA
    Other Payouts
    $2 EX (4/5) paid $221.50

    Results for Race 9
    Position Runner Win Place Show
    1st 7 EYE WITNESS $7.70 $5.50 $4.00
    2nd 1 PERFECT GRATITUDE $18.40 $6.20
    3rd 6 HERE WE GO JOE $3.80
    4th 2 DIAMOND SHOWCASE
    Other Payouts
    $2 EX (7/1) paid $91.50
    $2 DD (4/7) paid $85.00

    Thank you CPC/BoysInTheBackRoom/OneEyedPug-Shoutoute/Steve!!
    Once again showing why AIO stands alone! Thank you Mistah Mitchell!!
    Best regards always,
    Atlasaxis

  3. Pingback: First Post: Wednesday, June 17, 2015 | HiddenEntries

Leave a Reply to ronestesCancel reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.