First Post: Thursday, May 14, 2015

Drink up! Unless, of course, you are adhering to Sharia Law or some other, similarly prohibitory document…

This stuff, though, this Nattie Boh, maybe Jos. Smith was right!

Free ones: Rundown…

Belmont 1, 3, 4, 7, 8, 9
Gulfstream Park Proper 1, 8
Santa Anita 6, 8

Pay-side (Weekend/Weekday): Today…

BelTerra 3, 7, 8
Churchill 1, 5, 8
Golden Gate 3, 6, 7
Louisiana 3, 4
Pimlico 3, 7, 8

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: None today, but two clinching scenariosz for the hoopballersz; Shaker Htsz. Shegetz can put out Chicagoland, and the Lob City Ball(m)ersz will want to run over the Houston Howardensz with one of ’em KIA Korea-mobilesz. Or something like that.

Yesterday’s Activity: How ’bout dem Penn Station Blueshirt Rangersz? D.C. Capsz cough up another 3-1 series lead. That’s a lot of 3-game losing streaksz to end the season. Also, Forza Juventus. As well, Welcome as Always to The Home of The Runner-Up Finish. We want a winner, not a place-horse hoof-spinner! We want a winner, not a place-horse hoof-spinner!

WMF Report:

Early
Belmont 6f
Chas. Town 7f
Churchill 6f
Gulf 5f (T), 6f
Prairie 6f
Santa Anita 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Drive safely.