First Post: Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Magnitude 3.5

Hey! How’s it shakin’!

The 4 Elementsz in La-La Land in their essence: Air (Santa Ana Windsz), Fire (Fueled by Santa Ana Windsz), Water (None to Combat Fire), Earth (Scorched, and Eternally Moving).

Dire. On the other hoof, it’s sunnie and 75°F for much of the year.

Free ones: Rundown…

Aqueduct 5, 7, 8
Gulfstream Park Proper 5, 8

Pay-side (Weekday/Weekend): Today…

Hawthorne 7
Keeneland 3, 4, 7, 8, 9
Tampa 5, 7, 9

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Keeneland 8 on the pay-side.

Yesterday’s Activity: How ’bout that Cuba? Looking for a parimutuel Thoroughbred racetrack there soon, a natural circuit with El Comandante Hipódromo Camarero in Canóvanas, P.R., via the island-hop over Hispaniola. What a beat that would be to cover, the Havana-San Juan axis, featuring your hosts Moe Greene and Fredo Corleone making sure the syndicate gets its fair share and that none of the gimmicks goes rotten. ¡Coriendo!

WMF Report:

Early
Hawthorne 6f
PennNat 6f
Tampa 6f
Turf Paradise 6½f

Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. ¡Adiós, nuestros amigos de las carreras!