First Post: Saturday, April 11, 2015

All right, all right, ya Razorbaxxx! Take it easy! Scrub over to the 3:00 mark for your favourite boy, Rockamundo, greatest upsetter in Ark. Dby history.

Speaking of Arkansas, one of her adopted daughters has a big announcement planned for tomorrow in Iowa. After this year’s Ark. Dby, start-up the bus and hightail it over there to orchestrate the demonstrators with a menacing chant of the name of another erstwhile Arkansasan: Vin-cent Fos-ter! [clap-clap-clapclapclap] Vin-cent Fos-ter! [clap-clap-clapclapclap] Vin-cent Fos-ter! [clap-clap-clapclapclap]…ad infinitum…

Can’t wait to see what the media will end up doing to her. Pass the popcorn.

Free ones: Rundown…

Aqueduct 3, 4, 7
Gulfstream Park Proper 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10
Santa Anita 5, 7

Pay-side (Weekend/Weekday): Today…

Hawthorne 7, 9
Keeneland 2, 3, 4, 7, 8, 11
Lone Star 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9
Oaklawn 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 11, 12
Pimlico 1, 5, 7, 8, 9
Sunland 6
Tampa 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 10, 11
Turf Paradise 5

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Santa Anita 5 on the free page.

Keeneland 7, Oaklawn 7, 11 on the pay-side.

Uh-oh. One of ’em Quadruple Qualifying Horseys in Hawthorne 8: #1 Dom the Bomb, your 2-1 morning-line fave.

Live third-choice on your morning line (and a Triple Threat Horsey, to boot) via #5 Hard Not to Like in Keeneland 9. In the 10th, tiptoeing around the morning-line fave to prefer the comboa (comboa!) of #7 Donworth, #1 Divining Rod.

Also a cold-puncher’s box, this one including the fave, though, in Lone Star 5: #1 Lasting Bubbles, #4 Scooter’s Choice.

Looks like the two obvious horseys in Oaklawn 8: #3 Indian Bravura, #5 Promise Me Silver. Regretsz!

Same low-priced sorrow forecast in Woodbine 8, in which #3 Conquest Bigluck E, #1 City of Vengeance seem too strong.

Extra for experts: Yup. More chalk for yourself. This time in Fonner (!) 9: #4 Tuff Britt. Ya can’t always fight the power. Next time!

Yesterday’s Activity: Day 2 of public touting on the free page; that is, the second day of 2015 in which the longshot selections were based on the output of All-In-One V6 loaded with the latest and greatest 062APP_PARS.koi file containing the 2015 Cynthia Publishing Company Par Times. And for the second consecutive day, another bomb-type explosion on the toteboard.

That would be in Race 5 at Gulfstream Park Proper. The sole-touted Shining America, 15-1 on the morning line and without any V6 Fair Odds as the fourth-choice on the conventional Betting Line in a contentious race, closed (complete LifeLiner Array of 63-68-83) like the champion she’s on her way to becoming, getting up in the shadow of the wire to win by three parts of a length at $50.20 up top.

Shining America’s 83 on the LifeLiner Speed Column analysis was second-best in the field, and the top LifeLiner Speed Column analysis horsey in the field, at 86, was the 4-1 runner-up, with the LifeLiner Speed Column-sanctioned perfacta paying $207-even, for $2.

Farther north in the lovely (?) state of Florida, home to those Elephant Party presidential battlersz Jebrico Bushzalesz and Mark Ruby, Tampa 8 & 9 were OK for the playersz. In the eighth, sole-touted Bold Dance came through at $31.40-straight. Bold Dance was second-best on the conventional V6 Betting Line, Fair Odds of 3½-1; as well, he was best on the LifeLiner Speed Column analysis, and tops on the LifeLiner Spread Column analysis, too. Next race, it was First Bonkersmate Vince’s Valentina winning at a bet-down $12.20, with the natural double pairing the winners paying $246.20.

As always, hope you had ’em!

WMF Report:

Early
Aqueduct 1m
Gulfstream 6f
Hawthorne 6f
PennNat 6f
Keystone 6f
Sunland 1m
Turf Paradise 6½f

Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Later!