First Post: Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Jeopardy! April Fools episode w… by JackBauer112

Wonder if they had to do any retakes or edit any portions not affecting the outcome.

Free ones: Rundown…

Aqueduct
Gulfstream Park Proper

Pay-side (Weekday/Weekend): Today…

Oaklawn
Tampa

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Ah, it looks like a showdown between the two obvious morning-line chalk horseys in Gulfstream 6. Regretsz!

Yesterday’s Activity: Very bad at the Keystone Park in Bucks Co., Penna. Very bad. Also going down was the Temple Univ. of Philalala in the Small Danceoff. Big 5 teamsz out! Phillie Hoopball done! City 6 squads kaputsz!

WMF Report:

Early
Hawthorne 6f
Mountain 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. So long now.