First Post: Wednesday, February 11, 2015

We already knew The Tonight Show was better back in the day than in its current, unrecognizable, Kindergarten-appropriate configuration; and now NBC Nightly News, for all its 21st-century razzle-dazzle and perfect teeth and hair, is much worse than when these guysz were reporting the story and not highjacking it. Kick out The Style, bring back The Jam!

Free ones: Rundown…

Aqueduct 1, 3, 7
Gulfstream Park Proper 4, 6, 7, 10

Pay-side (Weekday/Weekend): Today…

Tampa 6, 7

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: None today, but auditions start today for top positions in the news divisions at Comedy Central, Nat’l Broadcasting Co. Why not give it a shot?

Yesterday’s Activity: Mario Balotelli, the human and not the racehorse, won it for Liverpuddle in the 83rd minute against Spuds. Sorrie, Spuds.

WMF Report:

Early
Chas. Town 4½f
Tampa 6f

Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Take care now.