Monday Boxing: Immortal Cam Newton Edition

It’s time to play in the American Big-League Gridiron Throwball Cartel Postseason, where Geographic Alignment is King and On-Field Accomplishments are the Joker.

Seattle looking too strong, as is New England. We will have a Stupor Bowl matchup pitting Cheaters v. Cheaters, a Culture of Cheating v. a Culture of Cheating. Raja God-dell could not be more pleased.

Mahoning
Race 3: #4 Onetimeisallitakes (early) – #2 Intinerary (final)
Race 4: #4 Lucy E. – #2 Mrs. Danger
Race 8: #1 Good Mover – #8 Bud Matic

Keystone
Race 2: #2 Image – #6 Regalian’s Revenge

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Next time!