Nocturnal Submission: Freestanding Edition 103

‘I’m Yeardley Cartwright. Who the hell are you?’

Mel Blanc — did he ever play the Hollywood Bowl?

Of all the TV shows that modern society has fetishized but that we have never watched (Start Wreck, Breaking Mad, Bad Men, Game of Thorns, South Farce, Sex at The Masters, Suns of Anachro-Capitalism, Dexter the Molexter), prolly the one we could watch is The Simpsons, owing to its seeming goodheartedness, relative to this lot we just mentioned, at any rate.

Canterbury
Race 12 (7:40 p.m. EDT / 4:40 p.m. PDT): #11 Brenda’s Bar
Bonkers Box (Race 12): #11 Brenda’s Bar – #8 A Day Away – #6 Hurricane Houston – #5 Mojumbo (Your Nightly NBCSN Upset Alert Upset Alert Quadruple Stumper)

Emerald
Race 8 (8:28 / 5:28): #4 Sacredstone

Marquis
Race 6 (11:10 / 8:10): #6 Ay Dios Mio

Mountain
Race 1 (7 / 4): #8 Youarefun
Bonkers Box (Race 1): #8 Youarefun – #5 Big Jay

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Bye-bye.