First Post: Sunday, Aug. 3, 2014

Famous for the tellingly and currently appropriate lyric, ‘Why can’t monsters get along with other monsters? They don’t want to…’

Free ones: Rundown…

Saratoga Race Course 7, 9, 10
Gulf 7, 8, 9, 10
Del Mar Thoroughbred Club 6, 8

Pay-side: Today…

Arlington 2, 5
BelTerra 3, 8
Ellis Park 1, 6, 7, 8, 9
Louisiana 5, 8
Monmouth 1, 11
Woodbine 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9

Today’s Stakes Pageantry: Del Mar 8, Saratoga 9 on the free page. Woodbine 4 on the pay-side.

#1 Souper Colossal should be OK in Monmouth 10.

Yesterday’s Activity: Maybe we should just set up store in Boise! Boise! Fracking!

WMF Report:

Early
BelTerra 6f
Canterbury 6f
Emerald 6f
Keystone 5½f, 6f
Prairie 6f
Saratoga 6f
Thistle 6f, 1m

Rally
Gulf 1 1/16m (T)
Hastings (!) 1 1/16m (WMF 15)
Monmouth 1 1/16m (T)

Nocturnal Submission: Sifting through the wreckage…

Thank you. Best wishes. Goodbye. Take care now.